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[imperium3]

Most hilarious message I ever encountered was the announcement for a goblin ambush:

"You will remember The Spicy Balls when we're done with you!"

[Horizon9]

Most hilarious message I ever encountered was the announcement for a goblin ambush:

"You will remember The Spicy Balls when we're done with you!"

Those goblins always were unclean...

[Steele]

Noticed a few interesting civilization and dark fortress names in my latest world;

Civilizations;
The Sin of Buttocks
The Doom of Vaginas
The Spread Eagle

Dark Fortresses;
Pissincests
Vaginalevil

I added a few more naughty words to the raws, which is where the vaginas are coming from.

[DrKillPatient]

The Distracting Frost.

"Hey Urist, shouldn't we stay in the fores-- HOLY FUCK A TUNDRA I MUST GO INSPECT IT THOROUGHLY."

[HoleyDam]

I remember hitting 'r' until I got [firstname] Slaughterfortunes. Quite fitting for an adventurer 

[Knigel]

Noticed a few interesting civilization and dark fortress names in my latest world;

Civilizations;
The Sin of Buttocks
The Doom of Vaginas
The Spread Eagle

Dark Fortresses;
Pissincests
Vaginalevil

I added a few more naughty words to the raws, which is where the vaginas are coming from.

For some reason I find this much funnier than the others.

[SumiumOxide]

Once in a world gen, two deserts were just separated enough to be two deserts.

One was called "The Fair Desert", the other was "The Fantastic Desert"

I have no clue why the one desert was so much better than the other, because that desert killed 4 of my adventurers. The Fair Desert was actually a lot nicer.

[PTTG??]

Two empire groups in a world I had.

The Bearded Bears
The Wooden Armors

Go on, guess which one was eleven and which was dwarven.

You're wrong. This was apparently the bizzaro universe where the elves go around eating bear hearts and furiously growing beards, while the dwarves wander around waving chunks of wood and hoping nobody throws things at them.

[Cyroth]

During my journeys I climbed the "Hill of roasting", which had both, a cave with a dragon and a volcano. Best mountain ever 

I also found:
The adorable desert, a joyous wilds desert. The minotaur "Ozo Suckhood the subtle stench" lives there.
A huge, all evil, mountain consisting of 4 regions. "The evil hills", "the dark hills", "the hill of evil" and "the lost hills". I think my RNG ran out if ideas 
"The desert of virginity", a small desert surrounded completely by not so nice sounding regions. "The forest of fisting", "the raped hill", "the forst of groping" and "The flesh-swamp of mastering"...... ooooookay....
There is also "the greatest plains". That region must really be awesome, because according to legends 9 titans or other (semi)megabeasts live there.

[Serrational]

....the Virgin Desert just made me burst out laughing, epic.

[SumiumOxide]

Just made a new swordsman, Kazis Notchblood came up as the first name on the random generator and I always stick with the first name.

I'm guessing he's also a legendary Java coder?

[SirAaronIII]

The Savage Desert, which is a savage desert. 

[Remalle]

The Savage Desert, which is a savage desert. 

"This is a finely crafted tautology.  It describes itself."

[DrKillPatient]

The Wet Water.

Who would have thought?

[Angel Of Death]

The Wet Water.

They need a leader whos title is "The Noshit Sherlock"