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Maxwell5123

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1710 on: March 31, 2011, 08:18:04 pm »

The hills of balls......would it surprise any of you that I got ambushed my amazon women there?
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Hammerstar

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« Reply #1711 on: April 01, 2011, 08:05:04 pm »

Just genned a new world, and got one place that seems like gold for this.

The Intense Continent

With such sights as:
The Forest of Clobbering
The Desert of Limbs
The Hill of Dismemberment
The Plains of Love

>_>

That last one doesn't quite fit with the rest, does it?
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Chaoseed

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1712 on: April 03, 2011, 01:21:05 am »

"The Intense Blizzards", tundra region.

It's funny because it's true; I lost everybody wandering through it.

...

Suddenly I'm envisioning a Dwarf Fortress version of Oregon Trail. It makes so much sense.
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But they never would have given up either. And compared to sitting around in this prison for the rest of my life? Losing is fun.

Urist is dead tome

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1713 on: April 03, 2011, 05:31:58 pm »

The Urn of Society.

I don't know either.
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Urist McCheeseMaker

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« Reply #1714 on: April 04, 2011, 05:50:51 am »

The Urn of Society.

I don't know either.
It's where society went to die.
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Urist is dead tome

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« Reply #1715 on: April 04, 2011, 03:41:36 pm »

The Urn of Society.

I don't know either.
It's where society went to die.

I always thought Dwarf Fortress was a video game, turns out it is a generator of vague political statements.
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Hammerstar

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« Reply #1716 on: April 04, 2011, 05:42:56 pm »

Just started a new fort, and the RNG names it Shotanvils. Time to find a way to live up to it and make anvil catapults.
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Stone Wera

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« Reply #1717 on: April 04, 2011, 10:12:49 pm »

Just started a new fort, and the RNG names it Shotanvils. Time to find a way to live up to it and make anvil catapults.

That sounds like something out of a Wil.E Coyote cartoon.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1718 on: April 04, 2011, 11:47:02 pm »

Human male adventurer named Subi 'Breachedtummies'.
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Dante

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1719 on: April 05, 2011, 12:54:30 am »

Human male adventurer named Subi 'Breachedtummies'.
He was born by caesarian.

Serrational

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1720 on: April 09, 2011, 04:13:21 pm »

Human male adventurer named Subi 'Breachedtummies'.
He was born by caesarian.
Or he will be going "Shift-A", "a", "b", "a" a large amount.
Or, putting it more simply, He's going to rip their bleedin' stomachs apart.
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I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

Musashi

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1721 on: April 09, 2011, 05:37:28 pm »

"The Intense Blizzards", tundra region.

It's funny because it's true; I lost everybody wandering through it.

...

Suddenly I'm envisioning a Dwarf Fortress version of Oregon Trail. It makes so much sense.
... you may be on to something there.
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« Reply #1722 on: April 09, 2011, 07:50:06 pm »

"The Intense Blizzards", tundra region.

It's funny because it's true; I lost everybody wandering through it.

...

Suddenly I'm envisioning a Dwarf Fortress version of Oregon Trail. It makes so much sense.
... you may be on to something there.

Now I want to throw sick dwarves out of wagons.
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Hammerstar

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1723 on: April 10, 2011, 04:41:25 pm »

Just genned a new world, and open up legends to look around. Not two lines down in the Age of Myth, and elf civ:

The Den of Squirting

Must gouge out my mind's eye. Must kill horrible images...
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« Reply #1724 on: April 10, 2011, 07:19:20 pm »

The Midnight of Rubbing.
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