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Stoup

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1545 on: January 18, 2011, 10:56:12 pm »
"The evaporated breakfast"

Wow, shops are gold mines for this stuff...
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« Reply #1546 on: January 19, 2011, 01:04:03 am »
A 4 year old dwarf I found in Legends mode went toe-to-toe with a minotaur and won.
Her name?
Dolak Homehugs.
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Maynot

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« Reply #1547 on: January 19, 2011, 01:26:30 am »
Iqua OrganCobras speaks for the Nation of Feet.  He says "We have been under siege by an ancient force of nature!"
He sends me to a place called the Oceanic Sack to kill Disa Moldsnarl the Hairy Forest.  It is a swamp titan.
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Samuel

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« Reply #1548 on: January 20, 2011, 01:08:07 am »
There is currently a Cave Crocodile running about outside my fortress. He's already killed one dwarf, earning him the name Vushsat, which means "Heatstroke".
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« Reply #1549 on: January 20, 2011, 01:11:55 am »
Mato Tormentbuttocks the Comedic Strife of Greeting.

"Urist, I'd like you to meet Mato. Mato, Urist."
"Hi Mato, it's -"
"..."
"Did you just - did you just pinch my...?"
"..."
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« Reply #1550 on: January 20, 2011, 01:18:20 am »
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Serrational

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« Reply #1551 on: January 20, 2011, 05:02:43 pm »
Shene Hotallies the Esteemed Apes of Roasting.
I now look at the Quiescent Union's food with great suspicion...
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I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

NewSheoth

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1552 on: January 20, 2011, 07:26:56 pm »
'Tell them it was the Mechanical Mushrooms, if you live!'

Will I be so stoned afterwards?

One bandit camp later:

'Halt in the name of the Heroic Fly!'

I hope they mean the insect.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2011, 07:39:56 pm by NewSheoth »
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« Reply #1553 on: January 21, 2011, 01:38:03 am »
Quote from: Shzar on May 05, 2007, 10:35:00 am
I once had a Macedwarf with a squadname of "The Frilly Cudgels." Yeah. I also had a Fisherdwarf with the rather disgusting name of Monom "Urnbreath." He had no friends.

Poor Urnbreath. Nobody sat next to him on the caravan.

In the object test arena, I had pitted a team of eleven wrestling gnomes against one hydra. She had deafeated the gnomes, awarding her the title of, I kid you not, Sweatglands... Don'tcha just love the random name generator?
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Vorthon

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1554 on: January 21, 2011, 08:48:22 am »
I was going through the loot I got from a Dragon's lair in a 917 year-old world, and I was looking through the coins, and it turns out that one of the past kings of the world's only dwarven civilization was apparently named 'Doren TwinkleHammer'. Poor guy. His parents must have hated him.
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Darthania

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1555 on: January 21, 2011, 11:52:54 am »
OK, I registered to post this. First adventurer I create? (Human Male) Ustra Shovelength... Bathruinid in Dwarven...
EDIT: Third name in randomiser - Nik Lovesticks...  :o
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Yoink

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« Reply #1556 on: January 21, 2011, 12:39:54 pm »
I haven't posted on here much for a while, but just before I got a RIDICULOUSLY PERFECT name...
You know how adventurers are prone to getting splattered by the daftest animals that just happen to be passing by? Well, an elk was present during a bandit ambush... It kicked a bandit in the head, one-shotting him, then ran off.
Its name? Purefluke. :D
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« Reply #1557 on: January 21, 2011, 12:48:20 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on January 21, 2011, 12:39:54 pm
Purefluke. :D

That's perfect all right.
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NewSheoth

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1558 on: January 21, 2011, 08:02:32 pm »
Just got a random name: Islas Violenceowner. Not sure whether this goes into the badass name thread or here. I mean, this guy is so badass, he owns violence!

Additionally, my new adventurer's title is 'the Mythical Monastery of Spoons'. I... don't know if I'd like to find out how did he get that name.
Also, his title in dwarven script is Xemvusdom Tamed. Oh come on.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2011, 09:00:41 pm by NewSheoth »
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Quote from: CinnibarMan on October 31, 2010, 07:22:30 pm
" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
Quote from: TherosPherae on November 06, 2010, 02:02:29 pm
Embarked on a haunted volcano. I am currently terrorized by skeletal alligators.

Spork The Slightly Insane

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« Reply #1559 on: January 22, 2011, 12:50:58 am »
I've been assigned to kill a hydra named "Tequil Sweatvomits the Frothy Snots"
Now I'm going to kill a titan named "Gili Tuftednut the Bearded Wood"
« Last Edit: January 22, 2011, 01:16:48 am by Spork The Slightly Insane »
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