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BodyGripper

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1470 on: December 23, 2010, 04:42:16 pm »

"You will remember the Nude Dungeons when we're finished with you!"

Then I wiped the walls with them and went on with my business.

You should have taken their clothes.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1471 on: December 23, 2010, 05:13:56 pm »

I say a battle with named something like "the seige of rape."
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« Reply #1472 on: December 23, 2010, 05:20:43 pm »

I was talking to a lord, one of his family members had the name ShaftTunnels....
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1473 on: December 24, 2010, 12:32:21 am »

I just got an adventurer with the last name "Ultratool". I proceded to name him after a guy I knew who was an ultra tool.
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« Reply #1474 on: December 24, 2010, 04:39:26 am »

A minotaur called 'Ulsu Steelbristled the Perfection of Sucking'...

Ironically, he didn't suck at all; he was the toughest thing I ran into so far.
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« Reply #1475 on: December 24, 2010, 07:04:49 am »

My last adventurer had the name "Kissmachines"

He didn't do very much kissing though...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1476 on: December 25, 2010, 11:56:52 am »

Wothana >Itchcallus< the Bloated Pusses, an ass fiend

He was the only one of his kind.  An enormous eyeless ass twisted into humanoid form.  It has a bloated body.  Its indigo hair is unkempt.  Beware of its poisonous gas!  Wothana was associated with disease.

So basically a giant, hairy, fat and diseased ass that farted quite often, not a funny name I know but that is a first for me.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1477 on: December 25, 2010, 02:46:13 pm »

-snip-
Just hope that you don't have as[s]inine dwarves.
That could be disastrous.
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« Reply #1478 on: December 25, 2010, 05:45:12 pm »

The Battle of Anus

Gregor Quemerirum the Filth of fishing

Gido otngeprini the mournful of Creature

Cespi "Fightfloor"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1479 on: December 27, 2010, 03:38:02 am »

My fort right now is often annoyed by goblin squads under the banner of... The Frilly Devil! So scary!

It's run by one of the two demons who survived world-gen.


I bet he loves pink.
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« Reply #1480 on: December 27, 2010, 02:05:13 pm »

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1481 on: December 27, 2010, 04:43:03 pm »

Feb Rockfury. A name so awesome it demands to be written Bold. I'm thinking of making this guy my militia commander just to scare the shit out of goblins.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1482 on: December 27, 2010, 05:15:20 pm »

In my current world, there is an area called "banditincest".
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« Reply #1483 on: December 27, 2010, 07:24:38 pm »

One of my old followers, a highly competent human male lasher earned a rather epic title for his efforts. After tearing organs and shattering skulls left and right, slaughtering titans and night creatures with impunity he became known among his peers as 'the Savage Naughtiness of Sprinkling.'

And the last thing my demigod character saw before he expired from his wounds? The Savage Naughtiness of Sprinkling tearing up the insides of the night creature that fell him and the rest of the party. Truly the stuff of legends, that Savage Naughtiness of Sprinkling.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2010, 07:29:32 pm by Dyret »
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« Reply #1484 on: December 27, 2010, 09:32:52 pm »

Demon named: Ici Frothblisters the Bloated Snots
He/She/it lived in a settlement known as "Speaklies"
A troll had "skull of bone" in its name/title, Captain Obvious must have named it.
A dorf by the name of "Mistem Lobsterdaggers" and that dorfs BFF, an elf named "Cethire Squiddaggers"
Male koblod by the name of "Laymer"
"Iferi Assaultpoems" male elf. His writing must have been either very vile, of just bile.
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