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Javarock

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1425 on: November 20, 2010, 02:36:57 am »

"Seto FarmGang"

What?
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NewSheoth

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1426 on: November 20, 2010, 10:12:46 am »

A Dwarven civilization named "The Merchants of Combating."

That's right. These guys are so badass, they sell violence.

Limited offer! Canned Violence, only 2 dwarfbucks apiece! Get it now!

Added:

Group of goblin bandits ran up to shout at my goblin and his own band of goblin bandits...
"Tell them it was the Terrible Whores, if you live!"

...I like to think they were laughing as they said it, 'cause otherwise... :D

Only Terrible Whores do that much damage!
« Last Edit: November 20, 2010, 10:30:15 am by NewSheoth »
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Javarock

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1427 on: November 20, 2010, 01:28:23 pm »

My lord... Theres a fraction in my game who calls themselfs "The Pregnant Nation"

Even better, Theres a spearman whos name is "Pis Scrubtown"
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Confused111

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1428 on: November 20, 2010, 01:44:21 pm »

My title is the Muscular Merchant of Decisions.
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antone

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« Reply #1429 on: November 21, 2010, 12:54:10 am »

My guy is called: Meng Trumpetbowel ! Beware his noxious fumes!
« Last Edit: November 21, 2010, 01:02:53 am by antone »
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Dryvus

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« Reply #1430 on: November 21, 2010, 02:27:06 pm »

Playing a male axedwarf named Bim Bridgebearded, the Dreamy Queen of Abysses.
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Jacob/Lee

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« Reply #1431 on: November 21, 2010, 09:55:11 pm »

I give all my adventurers common human names, I named this particular female "Lisa" and I just realized what her last name translated to.

I am walking around with an adventurer named "Lisa Disouslig," or "Lisa Fingerblew"

Eurus

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1432 on: November 22, 2010, 03:55:55 pm »

My new adventurer got the title "the Fabulous Controller of Coincidence"
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Spaghetti7

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1433 on: November 23, 2010, 02:32:55 am »

How about Ad Hairycrotch?
He got completely slaughtered by bogeymen, but it was a good name.
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Samuel

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1434 on: November 23, 2010, 02:58:53 am »

Presenting: The least Dwarfy deity of all time!

Othud the Peaceful Virtue

Takes the form of a male dwarf and is associated with charity and generosity.

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BodyGripper

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1435 on: November 23, 2010, 10:55:29 pm »

My latest adventurer had the last name "Workdied".  After getting some kills, he earned the title "The Hot Pet".

He seems like more of a fortress-mode type.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1436 on: November 27, 2010, 06:20:34 pm »

Quote from: Cilko Ladgibadu, human female lasher
I am Cilko Wipedbabies. Prepare to die!

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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1437 on: November 27, 2010, 06:27:03 pm »

Llandred Boyscholars The Rape of Virgins. He died shortly after collecting that title. Someone must've took offence.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1438 on: November 27, 2010, 06:36:39 pm »

A bandit gang named the Malicious Smells.  :D
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NotPete

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« Reply #1439 on: November 27, 2010, 10:05:55 pm »

Some group names:
The Council of Stabbing (You don't want to cross them)
The Tomb of Depressions (Awww  :()
The Fellowship of Organizing (The least interesting fellowship ever)
The League of Pranks
The Fleshy Influences ( :-\)
The League of Sports (All of them)
The Mines of Brunch (I suggest their plump helmet waffles with finely minced plump helmet)
The Contested Feasts (Presumably at war with The Mines of Brunch)
The Passionate Machine (They've learned to love!  :D)
The Decent Mountian (It's alright, I guess)
The Thongs of Holding (It's like a bag of holding...sorta  :-\)
The Safety of Armor (I killed them all)
The Inches of Entrancing ( ;D)
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