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[Rob Allen]

Back in 31.12 my female human adventurer was asked to kill a minotaur named "Rapefondled" and he lived in a cave named "childvomit".

Needless to say that I killed the warlord who gave me that quest... did he really think I'd fall for such an obvious trap?
I bet he just wanted engravings of what would have happened if I had gone there 

.....did I really just get a boner from this?

Suddenly DF becomes a Japanese Hentai RPG??  lol.

Had a female human adventurer with the name "Wet Badcrabs"
There's some history there I think...

[Silent_Thunder]

Dwarven civ: "The Mines of Murder"

I think this sums up DF nicely.

[Samuel]

My current fort: "TattooedHammer"

I don't know if that means a tattoo of a hammer, or a hammer with tattoos on it somehow, but either way it's badass.

Is it possible to create a warhammer and attach an image in leather onto it?

[Eric Blank]

Maybe not leather, but I'm pretty sure you can stockpile some weapons outside a jewelers and/or craftsdwarves shop and have it be decorated. I don't do this usually, but they may occasionally put pictures on them.

[Comrade_Fregge]

I wonder what happened to his other ball.

Haven't played Adventurer Mode, but an immigrant by the name of "Singleball" just wandered into my fort.

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Love that movie.

[DumbfoundedElf]

I just made a kobold with the name Gubliyus Hammervictims.
Hopefully he doesn't get killed in an instant.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

Sethal Demondrinkers
A brewer.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Tirist Mirrorwork the Master of Utterances, dwarf. I guess his witty comebacks were unmatched.

[NewSheoth]

The Lake of Drinking, a freshwater lake. You don't say...

[Earwig]

I just made a world today and was zooming around in the creation map, just kind of reading the names and thinking up lore, when I came across this hilarious set-up:


The happy virignal populace would have the ideal life on the Safe Hills, if not for their neighbors...



Luckily, they're separated by...

[Urist McFly]

My favorite so far has been Braincandies the zombie.

Oh wow, Braincandies is by far the most appropriate name the RNG could have chosen for a zombie.

That's just so awesome!

(And yes, I know the post is old as sin.)

[NewSheoth]

Genned up a new world for adventuring in 31.17. Awesome so far. My new adventurer's name is Cog Rocketsticks! Awesome!

Just encountered a human lawgiver in a castle. His aunt was killed by a hag named Obi Deaddied the Sable Crypts. Yeah, Obi-Wan is pretty dead in that world...

New one: A town named Stabchampions. They're either very good at stabbing, or don't like champions that much...

[Cyroth]

The RNG strikes again.
Why do I always end up with names that are very... curious? (Or sexually offensive) 

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[Knigel]

I just found out the goblin axeman my last adventurer was killed by was leader of a group called "The Decent Cooks" (which Legends mode claims is a human group, even though less than a fifth of the members I fought were human).

[BodyGripper]

"You'll remember The Clean Lyrics when we're finished with you!"
I believe I was just attacked by the FCC...