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Rakonas

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1005 on: October 27, 2009, 11:36:51 pm »
I recently had someone with a last name of "Snakejoke". I need not say more.
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« Reply #1006 on: October 28, 2009, 04:48:44 am »
Quote from: Rakonas on October 27, 2009, 11:36:51 pm
I recently had someone with a last name of "Snakejoke". I need not say more.
"So, the guy says to his wife..."
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« Reply #1007 on: November 03, 2009, 05:56:07 am »
When I tried my hand at adventure mode for the first time yesterday, my first adventurer was a human called 'Hugcuddles'. I had planned to play a swordsman, but I quickly changed that to wrestler when that name came up. He was ripped in half by a giant who had terrorised the countryside, stole my town's treasures, and killed two people.

I then made a swordsman called 'Pantchewed'. He was ripped in half by a giant who had terrorised the countryside, stole my town's treasures, and killed three people.
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Luraien

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« Reply #1008 on: November 03, 2009, 11:33:11 pm »
One of my champs had 'something something the Fresh Brains'. He just wanted those undead deer around him.
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« Reply #1009 on: November 06, 2009, 03:38:55 am »
Reading the history logs looking for interesting creatures i found this one.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1010 on: November 06, 2009, 05:20:28 pm »
Quote from: AfterShave on November 06, 2009, 03:38:55 am
Reading the history logs looking for interesting creatures i found this one.

The Alligator Swimfailed

"Usually associated with magled limbs and appendages..."
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« Reply #1011 on: November 07, 2009, 01:23:32 pm »
When looking at her history it seems that she never lost a limb and she won all 4 fights she had in her lifetime.
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Quote from: Wiseacre on January 10, 2010, 08:10:18 pm
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« Reply #1012 on: November 07, 2009, 01:51:09 pm »
Nifa Laweinira "Nifi Warmfires", female dragon

In all 12 years of her life, she stole 3 things. An earring, a lignite block and a scepter.
Everyone she fought she ate afterwards, until Zaneg Orbschannel (whom she fought in 3) came back around and cut her head off.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1013 on: November 14, 2009, 07:07:51 am »
I found this it was in the Headshoots world.
Spoiler: yes, blessed indeed. (click to show/hide)
of course after this I decided to go to Headshoots, I encountered a deathsmith >.<
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1014 on: November 15, 2009, 08:19:13 pm »
Who didn't see a Funniest names thread?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1015 on: November 15, 2009, 10:16:39 pm »
Adventurer with a last name Candypants.
At the suggestion of a friend of mine, who is in a band, I gave him the first name of Jaguar.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1016 on: November 16, 2009, 05:01:36 pm »
From my latest world gen:

172: Tirevuugis˜sai, "Laboradore", a town
   Owner: The Shaken Group, humans
   Parent Civ: The Hateful Confederation, humans
   Leader: Titinama Queststorms, elf

Laboradore: a mispelling of Labrador...
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« Reply #1017 on: November 17, 2009, 08:02:29 am »
The hateful confederation sounds more like a goblin civ name. Then again, goblin civs don't normally have the word confederation in the name.
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« Reply #1018 on: November 17, 2009, 10:42:17 pm »
The most epic battle in my current world's history, which seems to have been a massive throwdown between the dwarves and all other races, including other dwarf civs, which is currently engraved all over the massive pillar in the middle of my massive, seven-story dining hall, where all true men, dwarves, elves, and goblins of courage either proved themselves or had their big toes ripped off by dwarf children, wherein the elves were nearly driven to extinction and one king gained ascendancy over all the world, is called...

The Attack of Shoving.
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« Reply #1019 on: November 17, 2009, 10:52:43 pm »
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Did it all start from someone getting pushed out of the way?
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