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[Khain]

Little nooby axeman I took out to the wilderness exploring. He seemed to be doing well at first, taking out several giant bats, antmen, batmen, naked mole dogs and the like until, on my way to the enterance some cyclops announces his arrival and promptly proceeds to smash my face in. Litterally:

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 The batman gives into pain.
The cyclops charges at You!
The cyclops attacks You but You jump away!
The cyclops charges at You!
The cyclops attacks You but You jump away!
The cyclops attacks You but You jump away!
The cyclops charges at You!
The cyclops punches You in the left lower arm with his left hand!
It is bruised!
The cyclops collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The cyclops punches You in the head with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
The batman vomits.
The batman vomits.
The cyclops punches You in the head with his left hand!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
You have been struck down.
The batman vomits. 

[Devastator]

Very efficient.  Almost as fast as when they grab your head in one hand, and smash it with the other.

[Keilden]

This game is a bloody one If this game ever goes 3D the worried cristian parents will bomb the game

[Gaulgath]

Heh, yeah. In a past Adventuring world there was a cave that so many adventurers, creatures, and companions had died that the floors were literally COVERED in blood, guts, and vomit. I should post the .cmv of the place that I took.

[Keilden]

This game makes GTA,Postal and other sutch games look like children games.

[Dwarmin]

I remember after a particularly brutal Goblin siege, I was shocked by a severed dog head floating in one of my wells  :eek: now thats disconcerting.

[Keilden]

Gheruk Dogkill has admired a fine well lately.

[Misterstone]

code:

  The goblin Swordsman hacks at You in the head from the side with her iron scimitar!
It is broken!
Your nose has been badly cut!
Your neck has been broken!
The iron scimitar has lodged firmly in the wound!
You lose hold of the ®*bronze two-handed sword*¯.
You fall over.
You miss The goblin Swordsman!
The goblin Swordsman counterstrikes!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
You give into pain.
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
The goblin Swordsman twists the embedded iron scimitar around in Your head!
You have bled to death.

*(sniff)*

[Dwarmin]

Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

[ricemastah]

Mmm Frost I believe?

[Exasperation]

I decided to take a break from my current fortress, and make a second world to do some adventuring in.  I mad a human swordsman, and was doing pretty well, in addition to all the ordinary undead, minotaurs, ettins, giants, and cyclopes, I had taken out a titan...all done solo.  The next quest I'm assigned is to kill a bronze colossus.  I'm nearly to the cave, when I find a hidden site...so I decide to take a side trip.  It turns out it's a kobold cave.

I kill a dozen or so kobolds of various types without difficulty, when a kobold bowman pops up some stairs as I finish off an ordinary kobold.  Naturally, his first shot goes right through my superior iron plate, piercing both lungs, my liver, and my heart.

I live just long enough to stagger over and attack him.  The same action that I behead my killer, I bleed to death.

I guess that colossus will have to wait for another adventurer.

Edit - I just checked the character's legend.  The last two lines are:
In the early summer of 1050, Ked struck down Thriliglaylber Grindsavage in the White Hole of Trenches.
In the early summer of 1050, Ked Highmasters the Willful Savage Blade of Seals bled to death, slain by Thriliglaylber Grindsavage in the White Hole of Trenches.

It looks like the bowman earned a name for killing me, even though he was dead before I was.

[ June 08, 2007: Message edited by: Exasperation ]

[Keilden]

OFC he has earned a name since he killed on the one had singelhandly deafeted hordes of his breathren, not to talk about all other epic creatures you killed.

[Asehujiko]

You have been spotted!
The ratman punches you in the head!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
You have been struck down.

Yes, a ratman instagibbed my legendary armor/shield/wrestler/ambusher weraring a masterwork steel plate helm.

[Jeon]

quote:Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>You have been spotted!
The ratman punches you in the head!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
You have been struck down.

Yes, a ratman instagibbed my legendary armor/shield/wrestler/ambusher weraring a masterwork steel plate helm.</STRONG>

That's why I don't do the sneaking thing anymore... whenever I get spotted it seems some sort of pointy object ends up imbedded in my heart or face.

[armorfox255]

u just convinced me to never sneak...