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If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« on: December 03, 2022, 04:06:04 pm »
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2022, 02:19:30 am »
Someone is probably gonna immediately pull out a gun and shoot the possessed person in the face and say the exorcism was a success.
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2022, 03:50:23 am »
We fuck it up; we pull the demon out of the person but fail to send it back to the Underworld, immense !FUN! and wacky hilarity ensues.
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2022, 08:23:18 am »
It is arguably a successful exorcism if you fell mood the ingredients into a really comfortable bed
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2022, 10:15:50 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 04, 2022, 02:19:30 am
Someone is probably gonna immediately pull out a gun and shoot the possessed person in the face and say the exorcism was a success.

What is this, 40k?
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2022, 11:35:32 pm »
Bay12 could not agree on a single type of exorcism. There would be modded exorcisms, and mods of those...
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2022, 11:42:45 pm »
A short, smelly man would raid Ft. Knox looking for a slab (while using a sock to battle heavily armed “angles” along the way), and then tell the demon to go to hell.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2022, 11:46:08 pm by A_Curious_Cat »
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2022, 02:13:52 am »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on December 04, 2022, 10:15:50 am
Quote from: King Zultan on December 04, 2022, 02:19:30 am
Someone is probably gonna immediately pull out a gun and shoot the possessed person in the face and say the exorcism was a success.

What is this, 40k?
No, this is how you speed run an exorcism, because a demon can't possess a dead guy.
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2022, 02:48:59 am »
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2022, 03:50:26 am »
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2022, 07:28:44 am »
Quote from: anewaname on December 04, 2022, 11:35:32 pm
Bay12 could not agree on a single type of exorcism. There would be modded exorcisms, and mods of those...

So it is 40k.

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Quote from: Scoops Novel on December 04, 2022, 10:15:50 am
Quote from: King Zultan on December 04, 2022, 02:19:30 am
Someone is probably gonna immediately pull out a gun and shoot the possessed person in the face and say the exorcism was a success.

What is this, 40k?
No, this is how you speed run an exorcism, because a demon can't possess a dead guy.

This is how you make it a problem of possessed carpets, furniture and cats. Much worse.
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2022, 02:25:40 am »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on December 05, 2022, 07:28:44 am
Quote from: King Zultan on December 05, 2022, 02:13:52 am
Quote from: Scoops Novel on December 04, 2022, 10:15:50 am
Quote from: King Zultan on December 04, 2022, 02:19:30 am
Someone is probably gonna immediately pull out a gun and shoot the possessed person in the face and say the exorcism was a success.

What is this, 40k?
No, this is how you speed run an exorcism, because a demon can't possess a dead guy.
This is how you make it a problem of possessed carpets, furniture and cats. Much worse.
If this happens just set fire to the possessed item.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2022, 02:04:05 pm »
How you gonna set fire to a demon.
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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2022, 03:58:58 am »
With petrol and a lighter.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: If Bay 12 Performed A Exorcism
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2022, 02:03:35 pm »
These are Procedurally Generated Demons. With luck, they're composed entirely of Paper.
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