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[A_Curious_Cat]

Meow “I’ve still got eight more left where that one came from!!!” and then go find and destroy the source of the lasers power.

[Egan_BW]

Damn you John Madden! I shall get revenge by possessing a football and throw myself through your windows!

FOOTBALL

You are now a football. Footballs cannot punt themselves! You will require assistance.

Put the dice in my pocket and roll a bowling ball instead

[5]
You roll a bowling ball so hard that it begins to pick up speed and mass as it rolls, growing larger and larger until it hits a line of trees and knocks them over.
STRIKE!
Through the desolated forest you spy a path leading to the Developer's Lounge.

Meow “I’ve still got eight more left where that one came from!!!” and then go find and destroy the source of the lasers power.

[1]
Unfortunately you'd already spent eight lives during your extensive life of crime.

[King Zultan]

This might have been a mistake, anyway roll myself and see what happens.

[A_Curious_Cat]

((Does that mean I can no longer participate in the game?))

[Egan_BW]

((Unknown. I'm running this with my sense of reason turned off, so anything could happen really. This accounts for all plot holes, nonsequiter, or meanness. Just putting down what comes to mind and rolling with it to allow myself to update every time I check the thread.))

This might have been a mistake, anyway roll myself and see what happens.

You roll a [3]! Since footballs are sorta d10 shaped.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Alright, my nine cat lives used up, I reincarnate as a…



as a…




…I roll a D20 to determine what I reincarnate as.

[Egan_BW]

alright.

roach
fly
lizard
robot
parrot

crow
goose
rat
tiger
elephant

fern
lizard-man
elf
goblin
wolf

tree
mold
giant turtle
lemur
frog

You roll a spiritual d20. You got a [3].

You are now a hatchling gecko!

[King Zultan]

I'm a football and I need to be kicked, grow some legs so I'll be able to kick myself.

[SuperDino85]

Throw the dice at the window of the developer’s lounge

[A_Curious_Cat]

Try to sell insurance to someone.

[Knightwing64]

Roll myself into a perpetual motion machine to gain infinite power. Declare myself god emperor.

[Egan_BW]

I'm a football and I need to be kicked, grow some legs so I'll be able to kick myself.

[1]
You try to grow legs, but instead all you can grow are useless arms! More and more and more of them...
You're now a football with a bunch of leather tentacles!

Throw the dice at the window of the developer’s lounge

Your dice hit the glass and clatter to the ground.

I poke my head out the door with a sheet of paper.
"I have an announcement. In three days, game roll you! You'll have to find a way to roll the game before that."

Try to sell insurance to someone.

[2]
You find a someone and sell them an insurance! The someone is then hit by a truck and dies! You must pay the someone's family the insurance payout!

Roll myself into a perpetual motion machine to gain infinite power. Declare myself god emperor.

You haven't worked for it, so no. Also you're pinned to the ground by a stake so rolling yourself would be difficult anyways.

[King Zultan]

Damn how the hell am I supposed to kick myself with arms!? Attempt to use my new arms to crawl my way to John Madden's house.

[Knightwing64]

Tear out the stake in my chest and roll it.

Research ways to gain godly amounts of roll power.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Pay them the payout (roll to determine what the payout is).