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Egan_BW

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #45 on: December 04, 2022, 07:51:21 pm »
Going to wait a little more for Vermillion because something time sensitive may or may not be happening.
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Egan_BW

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #46 on: December 05, 2022, 08:49:05 pm »
Aww, they're gone.

Quote from: King Zultan on December 04, 2022, 03:05:21 am
Continue to yell about John Madden and football, and see if this gets the flying saucer to land.
The ayy lmao stares at you for a second, and then tractor beams you and drags you out into space with it. Success!
Soon you arrive on the alien homeworld, which is all yellow, and are placed into a cage for amusing animals, behind a laser fence.

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Call out to anyone for help.I
Nobody decided to rescue you, so you died.

Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on December 04, 2022, 03:47:47 am
Search for SHINY!!!
You find some mica in the sand. It's really cool.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on December 04, 2022, 07:55:33 am
ROLL THE WORLD
You spread out your arms to grasp the world, and then heave as hard as you can, which isn't very hard because you're pinned to the ground by a stake. Nevertheless, you do notice that the world is rotating very slowly through space. Success!
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King Zultan

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2022, 01:53:34 am »
Grab some of those amusing animals and throw them like footballs at the laser fence while yelling about football!
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Egan_BW

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2022, 01:55:20 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 06, 2022, 01:53:34 am
Grab some of those amusing animals and throw them like footballs at the laser fence while yelling about football!
[5]
You successfully grab a space puppy and toss it into the disintegrating laser fence. Football!
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2022, 02:49:02 am »
What!  A laser fence?!  Attack! We must catch and destroy this menace to cat-kind!
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Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Egan_BW

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2022, 02:50:34 am »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on December 06, 2022, 02:49:02 am
What!  A laser fence?!  Attack! We must catch and destroy this menace to cat-kind!
You walk to the alien home planet. There is a laser cage within which are a number of comical creatures. The lasers are mesmerizing, yet deadly!
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King Zultan

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2022, 03:19:19 am »
Use the power of John Madden and grab a comical animal to use to dig my way out of this cage.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2022, 04:46:06 pm »
Kill the lasers!  Hunt down every single one of them!
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Egan_BW

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #53 on: December 07, 2022, 02:46:00 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 06, 2022, 03:19:19 am
Use the power of John Madden and grab a comical animal to use to dig my way out of this cage.
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Ahhm the noble shovelbeast. You pick it up and begin to dig, rapidly accelerating to your maximum excavation speed of 42 meters per second. After a matter of moments, you break through into the alien cavern layer! You are surrounded by strange cave flora and fauna.

Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on December 06, 2022, 04:46:06 pm
Kill the lasers!  Hunt down every single one of them!
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You pounce at the lasers! They disintegrate you!
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King Zultan

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #54 on: December 07, 2022, 03:15:49 am »
Use my shovelbeast to beat the shit out of the cave flora and fauna until I am declared kind of the caverns!
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Egan_BW

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #55 on: December 07, 2022, 03:18:46 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 07, 2022, 03:15:49 am
Use my shovelbeast to beat the shit out of the cave flora and fauna until I am declared kind of the caverns!
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You bonk a bullsquid with your shovelbeast. It spits poison at you. Ow, neurotoxin, neurotoxin!
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King Zultan

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« Reply #56 on: December 07, 2022, 04:58:40 am »
Use the power of JOHN MADDEN to defeat the neurotoxin by shouting about FOOTBALL at the squid until it dies!
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Egan_BW

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #57 on: December 07, 2022, 05:22:43 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 07, 2022, 04:58:40 am
Use the power of JOHN MADDEN to defeat the neurotoxin by shouting about FOOTBALL at the squid until it dies!
John Madden is not an antitoxin. You perish. From the neurotoxin.
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King Zultan

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #58 on: December 07, 2022, 06:45:53 am »
Damn you John Madden! I shall get revenge by possessing a football and throw myself through your windows!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

SuperDino85

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #59 on: December 07, 2022, 02:59:41 pm »
Put the dice in my pocket and roll a bowling ball instead
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