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Egan_BW

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2022, 08:04:30 pm »

Roll it harder.
The die screams louder. Some dice soldiers appear, wearing little armor sets and holding little spears. They begin to unload their siege train and assemble a crossbow large enough to harm you.
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Re: roll the game
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2022, 08:11:54 pm »

I roll initiative against the dice-army.
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Egan_BW

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« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2022, 08:14:19 pm »

I roll initiative against the dice-army.
You toss a d20 at them. It takes out a few but doesn't disrupt their formation much. The dice troops scream a battle cry in challenge.
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Re: roll the game
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2022, 08:17:00 pm »

I attempt to cast fireball, rolling 8d6 worth of fire through their ranks.
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« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2022, 08:23:12 pm »

I nod to the GM's wise words and turn my attention towards finding resources while the plant grows
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« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2022, 08:46:24 pm »

I roll a D2 and then a D1.
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Re: roll the game
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2022, 09:21:48 pm »

Roll it harder.
The die screams louder. Some dice soldiers appear, wearing little armor sets and holding little spears. They begin to unload their siege train and assemble a crossbow large enough to harm you.

ROLL IT HARDER.
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« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2022, 01:47:04 am »

Start shouting JOHN MADDEN at the top of my lungs until something interesting happens.
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Egan_BW

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« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2022, 02:47:50 am »


ROLL IT HARDER.
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You are shot in the heart with a ballista. On the negative side, it hurts like a motherfucker and you're pinned to the ground by a wooden stake now. On the plus side, you know know that you can survive being shot in the heart! Gotta be worth something right.

I attempt to cast fireball, rolling 8d6 worth of fire through their ranks.
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You toss eight dice at the dice soldiers. The dice you threw do minimal damage, grow little arms and legs, and join the dice army.

I nod to the GM's wise words and turn my attention towards finding resources while the plant grows
[1]
You've found magma! It is a very valuable resource which you've fallen into a pit of and are now melting.

I roll a D2 and then a D1.
You don't see any. Money does not exist yet, so no d2s for you.

Start shouting JOHN MADDEN at the top of my lungs until something interesting happens.
You scream on the moon. An alien in a tiny flying saucer appears to find out what the fuss is.
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Horizon

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Re: roll the game
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2022, 02:58:45 am »

Call out for help while desperately trying to escape a hot death.
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Egan_BW

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« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2022, 03:00:24 am »

Call out for help while desperately trying to escape a hot death.
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Not good enough. Perhaps someone will rescue you?
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King Zultan

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« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2022, 03:05:21 am »

Continue to yell about John Madden and football, and see if this gets the flying saucer to land.
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« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2022, 03:06:11 am »

Call out to anyone for help.I
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« Reply #43 on: December 04, 2022, 03:47:47 am »

Search for SHINY!!!
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Re: roll the game
« Reply #44 on: December 04, 2022, 07:55:33 am »

ROLL THE WORLD
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