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[Egan_BW]

It's the new minimalist sensation.
Victory shall be achieved by rolling the game itself in the manner one would roll a die.

You're in a white void with some randos. You get the feeling that rolling dice would cause things.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Roll the dice!  See what happens!

[Egan_BW]

Roll the dice!  See what happens!

You throw a die! There is a short slot machine sound effect and then- you got a green koopa shell! Seems you can throw it at people.

[Knightwing64]

Roll dice with style as I cackle manically

[Egan_BW]

Roll dice with style as I cackle manically

You grab a handful of dice and roll them! They all grow little arms and legs and begin to protest with little signs.
"Down with god! Down with existence!"

[Horizon]

ask the dice to roll themselves

[A_Curious_Cat]

Play with the dice, then lick myself clean, and then take a nap inside the koopa shell.

[Knightwing64]

Roll the living dice as I continue to cackle, my voice growing hoarse

[Egan_BW]

ask the dice to roll themselves

You tell your dice to roll themselves, but they don't want to. What were you expecting, like, animate dice? That would be absurd.

Play with the dice, then lick myself clean, and then take a nap inside the koopa shell.

You bat the dice around a little bit. This results in a rolling a lot of different numbers. By the end of this there's a bunch of random junk like rocks and lightbulbs around you for some reason. You clean yourself even though the white void is already pretty clean and get into the koopa shell. You now carry your house on your back.

Roll the living dice as I continue to cackle, my voice growing hoarse

You roll the dice mercilessly like the uncaring force of nature you are. You do however need a glass of water.
Soon one of the dice gets fed up with this and reads a tiny book on how to become a wizard. She zaps you with a lightning spell. It stings!

[Knightwing64]

“The dice are learning. Growing, evolving. What else can they do? Amuse me. ”


Roll the dice that turned into a wizard

[Egan_BW]

oh fuck someone rolled a wizard die

[3]

The universe is now permanently slightly more boring. To facilitate this new status quo, the white void around you all is replaced with normal terrain with brown dirt and grey rocks. Besides that and the dice people and lightbulbs the world is still empty.

[Horizon]

Grow a dice tree from the dice.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Roll a few dice.  Also, roll a rock and a light bulb as well.

[Egan_BW]

Grow a dice tree from the dice.

[2]
You plant a die into the ground. However, the soil is not currently fertile enough to support such fantastic growth.

Roll a few dice.  Also, roll a rock and a light bulb as well.

You roll some dice. The numbers you get are [4] [3] [1] [6] [6] [4]. Nothing else happens.
...Well, that's concerning. You rolled dice and nothing happened? Blasphemous.

You also roll some rocks and light bulbs but nothing continues to happen besides kicking up some dust and breaking some glass. There's now broken glass on the ground and you can see exposed copper wiring inside of the broken light bulbs. You feel a powerful urge to harvest the copper.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Re-roll the 3 and the 1.  Also, harvest the copper.