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[Egan_BW]

Roll it harder.

The die screams louder. Some dice soldiers appear, wearing little armor sets and holding little spears. They begin to unload their siege train and assemble a crossbow large enough to harm you.

[VermilionSkies]

I roll initiative against the dice-army.

[Egan_BW]

I roll initiative against the dice-army.

You toss a d20 at them. It takes out a few but doesn't disrupt their formation much. The dice troops scream a battle cry in challenge.

[VermilionSkies]

I attempt to cast fireball, rolling 8d6 worth of fire through their ranks.

[Horizon]

I nod to the GM's wise words and turn my attention towards finding resources while the plant grows

[A_Curious_Cat]

I roll a D2 and then a D1.

[Knightwing64]

Roll it harder.

The die screams louder. Some dice soldiers appear, wearing little armor sets and holding little spears. They begin to unload their siege train and assemble a crossbow large enough to harm you.

ROLL IT HARDER.

[King Zultan]

Start shouting JOHN MADDEN at the top of my lungs until something interesting happens.

[Egan_BW]

ROLL IT HARDER.

[6]
You are shot in the heart with a ballista. On the negative side, it hurts like a motherfucker and you're pinned to the ground by a wooden stake now. On the plus side, you know know that you can survive being shot in the heart! Gotta be worth something right.

I attempt to cast fireball, rolling 8d6 worth of fire through their ranks.

[2]
You toss eight dice at the dice soldiers. The dice you threw do minimal damage, grow little arms and legs, and join the dice army.

I nod to the GM's wise words and turn my attention towards finding resources while the plant grows

[1]
You've found magma! It is a very valuable resource which you've fallen into a pit of and are now melting.

I roll a D2 and then a D1.

You don't see any. Money does not exist yet, so no d2s for you.

Start shouting JOHN MADDEN at the top of my lungs until something interesting happens.

You scream on the moon. An alien in a tiny flying saucer appears to find out what the fuss is.

[Horizon]

Call out for help while desperately trying to escape a hot death.

[Egan_BW]

Call out for help while desperately trying to escape a hot death.

[3]
Not good enough. Perhaps someone will rescue you?

[King Zultan]

Continue to yell about John Madden and football, and see if this gets the flying saucer to land.

[Horizon]

Call out to anyone for help.I

[A_Curious_Cat]

Search for SHINY!!!

[Knightwing64]

ROLL THE WORLD