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[Loud Whispers]

So he's wanting a bad guy that sucks at being a bad guy, than I suggest the guy who broke into a building and got stuck in a ventilation shaft and died.

Wow that really does suck. But if he wants a >God< of badness who  sucks at being bad, then surely it would be someone who is so incompetent at being bad but godly levels of incompetence like a Mr. Bean, who by all means should be killed by their incompetence, but inexplicably survives to continue failing at badness?

[EuchreJack]

So, I think we just found out that Novel Scoops is Mr. Bean.

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[King Zultan]

I don't know Mr. Bean is funny and Novel is all serious and philosophical, so I think we're getting closer but not quit there when it comes to figuring out Novel.

[EuchreJack]

I don't know Mr. Bean is funny and Novel is all serious and philosophical, so I think we're getting closer but not quit there when it comes to figuring out Novel.

But Mr. Bean is funny because he's being 100% serious.
But Mr. Bean doesn't talk, so probably not Novel

[Loud Whispers]

And Mr. Bean is too phonky

[Scoops Novel]

His shoes would have holes in them, but only his shoes.

[King Zultan]

His shoes would have holes in them, but only his shoes.

Not sure what you mean by this but usually when you say someones shoes have holes in them it usually implies that it's only the shoes.

[Scoops Novel]

Bad travels by wear and tear. You break bad, yeah? But Bad often isn't broken, so it's got to be only the shoes.

[dragdeler]

No it's the shoes.
The shoes?
It's gotta be the shoes.

[Scoops Novel]

You're saying it's a she and not a he.

[dragdeler]

I say what I want as long as it sounds funky.
But they don't understand I'm the motherfuckin man.





edit: the lord scoop novel number one, the lord scoop novel number one ✋🤚...? no? nobody?

[King Zultan]

I feel like I'm missing parts of the massages Novel is sending us, if only I could understand their true meaning.

[Magmacube_tr]

We already have one folks, we don't need an "if".

He is called Ialdabaoth.

[dragdeler]

The cat in the hat and the mouse ran up the stairs
That doesn't make no sense, c'mon who cares?

[Loud Whispers]

We already have one folks, we don't need an "if".

He is called Ialdabaoth.

Begone demiurge