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[Magmacube_tr]

We already have one folks, we don't need an "if".

He is called Ialdabaoth.

Begone demiurge

We'll need to get rid of the entire Abrahamic faith family for that.

Just put a rainbow flag at the door, the damn thing hates them.

[King Zultan]

Why don't we just get rid of all religion as it's all pretty shit.

[Magmacube_tr]

Why don't we just get rid of all religion as it's all pretty shit.

You'll need a bio-engineered, airborne retrovirus that increases human intellligence tenfold and reorganises the brain structure to prevent the pattern seeking function from going bonkers.

But killing them bitches Kratos-style should also work. Probably.

[Loud Whispers]

Why don't we just get rid of all religion as it's all pretty shit.

I wanted to be an atheist, but I just couldn't believe in it. So I went to a Priest to give catholicism a try; I confessed it wasn't for me, and he said I was forgiven. So I went to a Pastor because I thought I might be protestant. Didn't like it, the Pastor was very rude and told me to go make my own church. I wandered and roamed until I found an Imam. I asked him if I could join his religion; he said I'd have to go fast, and I'm not keen on running or sunni weather. So I went next door and asked the Rabbi if maybe I could become Jewish - he said he wasn't sure I'd make the cut. So I left for the Buddhist temple, hoping to learn Buddhist teachings. Yet by the time I found a Buddhist monk, I realised I didn't desire it anymore, and quietly left the temple. And don't even get me started on new age religions. I asked a Jediist what was going on there and they said they weren't the religions I was looking for. Who knew religion would be so difficult?

[Scoops Novel]

Right mentality, though.

You have as many gods as you can find.

[King Zultan]

Right mentality, though.

You have as many gods as you can find.

But there isn't enough time in a day to worship all these gods!

[Scoops Novel]

That's where pantheons come in. Make a tribute to Olympus and move on.

[Eric Blank]

I like to think a god of badness would be about doing things poorly. His followers tried their best to make an altar but it falls apart. The statue is just three boulders stacked on top of each other with sticks between the second and third like a shifty snowman. The deity says fuck it, these are my people I guess.

His blessings are just badly done too, so it's okay

[Loud Whispers]

I like to think a god of badness would be about doing things poorly. His followers tried their best to make an altar but it falls apart. The statue is just three boulders stacked on top of each other with sticks between the second and third like a shifty snowman. The deity says fuck it, these are my people I guess.

His blessings are just badly done too, so it's okay

The high priest steps on their own robe and tumbles down a flight of stairs before a sermon
The choir all undergoes simultaneous voice-breaking puberty mid-song
The god had a prophet who gave everyone their teachings. But no one bothered to remember them word for word, so now they have to write down everything and compare notes to try and recreate an accurate canon

Actually that last one seems sus

[Scoops Novel]

Badness comes up while good is there. Even the word, "Bad." Sounds likes something's happened rather then a static thing.

So the god has to be all about rolling up somehow. Maybe he rides a skateboard. I admits that's a fucking terrible reference point for a god but look at what thread this is.

[King Zultan]

Badness comes up while good is there. Even the word, "Bad." Sounds likes something's happened rather then a static thing.

So the god has to be all about rolling up somehow. Maybe he rides a skateboard. I admits that's a fucking terrible reference point for a god but look at what thread this is.

So he's pretending to be a cool guy from the 90s and he's gonna impress all the young people?

[EuchreJack]

So, he's Bart Simpson, got it.

[Scoops Novel]

That's... actually not bad?

By which I mean very bad, of course.

[EuchreJack]

That's... actually not bad?

By which I mean very bad, of course.

Eat my shorts

[King Zultan]

That's... actually not bad?

By which I mean very bad, of course.

So does that mean we found the right answer or not?