Every dwarf who lived in
Whisperletter loved Dwarfmas
But the Stork man who flew in far from the north, DID NOT!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his head had two other voices in it
Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the dwarves,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Bird-like frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every dwarf down in Whisperletter beneath,
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
"And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Dwarfmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his stork feathers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Dwarfmas from coming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the dwarf girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their crafts!
"I MUST stop this Dwarfmas from coming! But HOW?"
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
TUMAM GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" The white stork laughed in his throat.
and he scurried off to the darkest pits in the land.
That evening 'twas the night before Dwarfmas
and all through the fort,
not a creature was stirring,
not even a cat,
The stockings were hung by the wood furnace with care,
in hopes that St. Urist soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of plump helmet men danced in their heads.
And Mama in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.
When out at the gate there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but an ungodly horde of all manner of dead.
With a giant mayfly, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be the end.
More rapid than eagles, his hordes they came,
and he whistled and shouted and declared our doom:
"Now Dgoblins! Now Dwarfs!
Now Elves and Marmots!
On skeletons!
On Zombies!
On abandoned dead!
To the top of the fort!
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
so, too, did the gates fly from the press of the horde
Dwarf and goblin did barricade doors,
bonds of brotherhood formed,
from simple state of breathing
Undead brotherhood surged,
Tested against bonds of living hearts,
But this eve life faltered
and a mad stork laughed
'Twas the night before Dwarfmas
and all through the fort,
not a creature was stirring,
not even a cat.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
Proper write up eventually, but Dwarfmas did not go well for the world of Adelaathira haha although we are closer to Fairy Tales