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[TricMagic]

Laughs hysterically. Crabs still dominate, yeah.

[Unraveller]

Don't count them out yet, if their facedowns have any response effects it may not be over ya know?

[Supernerd]

They do not. Guess I'm out.

[notquitethere]

Stirk vs Unraveller

Feel free to agree to alternative terms before the battle begins. Stirk wins the flip and will go first.

[Stirk]

"Why do I always go first?"



"Your deck doesn't have enough maids in it. So I'll let you borrow some of mine. I cast Constellation Maids, playing three tokens on your side of the field."



Stirk: 20 Hearts 0 Stars
Field: Empty
Discard: Empty

[TricMagic]

(Those things should actually have an attack stat. Least they make good sacrifices. Kill them with hermits unraveler!)

[notquitethere]

(You're not wrong, they might well be fairer with an attack. But you're also right that cards can attack their allies.)

[Unraveller]

Before the thug was even able to place his deck down, already a gang telling of their creator's fetish had gathered around him. "The hell is this, guy?" He wheezes, "I ain't no bougie freak, take em back." He draws his first few cards with a scowl before looking back over his opponent, slapping down the same card he always does on his first turn. But not before Stirk receives 3 stars thanks to his spies.



And along with it, its dearest companion.



"Like I said, we don't need yer damn maids. They make shitty crabs." With an order the trio of spies attempt to supplant the Shipwreck Hermit and fail spectacularly, granting the punk three cards drawn into his hand before his turn at last ends

Spoiler: Bearer of G3's Will (click to show/hide)

FIELD



STATS
Hearts: 20
Stars: 1
Deck: 31
Hand: 7
Discard: 0

[TricMagic]

(Shipwreck Hermit always manages to be the star of the sea. No starfish needed, just add Isopods.)

[Stirk]

"Would you like them with a gat? Would you like them if they're a cat?"



Stirk: 20 Hearts 4 Stars
Field: Celestial Maid Boy (2/1)
Discard: Constellation Maids, Do the tokens go here? Maybe some tokens.

[TricMagic]

(Depends on who owns them maybe. That bits a bit confusing and needs clarification.)

[notquitethere]

(They were controlled by Unraveller on his side of the board, so they go in his graveyard.)

[Unraveller]

One of the guy's brows furrowed, "Ehh? You in cahootz with that other freaky chick? That's her card ain't it?" As he drew from the top of his deck he added rather mutely, "Ya two must share the same SOUL. . ."

He looks over his hand and reveals a new card.



The dude pays the star cost and gazes somewhat longingly into the outer distance, 'Huh, wonder if anyone shares a SOUL with me. . . Rose seemed pretty close, or mayne Diance. Hell, even Odellia. Miss those bastards. . .' The wounds of the CYOCGTCG Highscool Incident run deep, but the punk pushes forward.

"Yer maid boy, my Isopod'll show 'im who's better at getting stars." The newly emboldened creature assures mutual destruction witb the Celestial Maid Boy, while the Shipwreck Hermit deals 3 damage directly!

Spoiler: Bearer of G3's Will (click to show/hide)

FIELD

3 Attack | 5 Hearts


STATS
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Deck: 30
Hand: 7
Discard: 1

[Stirk]

"All SOULS long for maids. If you search yourself deep enough you will find it within you. In fact now that they're in your graveyard...you still have maids too!"



"My rifle maid pings your CoC with its ability. What is an 'allied' crustacean anyway?"

Stirk: 17 Hearts 4 Stars
Field: Rifle Maid (2/2)
Discard: Constellation Maids, Celestial Maid Boy

[Unraveller]

"Hell should I know?" He wheezes, drawing a card. "I don't design shit when I manifest my cards."



After playing the Mossen Crushclaw, that Shipwreck Hermit takes a two damage blow to destroy the Rifle Maid, while the Conqueror of Chitin deals a direct hit of 3 more damage.

Spoiler: Bearer of G3's Will (click to show/hide)

FIELD

3 Attack | 3/5 Hearts

3 Attack | 3/4 Hearts

3 Attack | 1 Hearts

STATS
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Deck: 29
Hand: 7
Discard: 1