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[TricMagic]

WHAT

Isn't it fun that there are two of them. This one is much much worse btw.

[Elephant Parade]

See, I thought I'd found every busted card in the repository (including the other one), but somehow I'd missed this monster of an economy-buster.

[TricMagic]

I got another one too.

[Elephant Parade]

I got another one too.

Does it start with an S, by any chance?

[TricMagic]

Surprisingly no, it's an A.

Also Bog. People sleep on just grabbing a card out of the discard pile.

[notquitethere]

Shhh... no one saw Construction Drone. It doesn't exist if we all pretend it doesn't exist.

I definitely did not give this deck enough star gen. I'm certain though that the concept has legs. Still, I'm still alive, though I suppose not for very much longer. I draw my second shooting star, then draw another card:



This lets me flip up:



It has three science points!

I'll shuffle a research token into my deck three times... generating three cultists:



The first is 2/1, becoming 1/2 then 2/1 again. The second is 2/1 become 1/2. The third is 2/1.

My lava Flow attacks your corrupted executive for 2 and dies.

I got off the combo I wanted, so I can die happy.


NQT
Stars: 0
Hearts: 4
Board: Cult Leader 3/3, face-down -4h?, Cultist 2/1, Cultist 2/1, Cultist 1/2

Spoiler: Hand (click to show/hide)

5 cards, Quicksand, Lavaflow x3

[TricMagic]

That you did. Perpendicular Paths.

This remains one of the cool cards.

[notquitethere]

Right, the three lava kill me, and you take 8 damage from my new lava, which isn't enough for a draw. I knew I couldn't play the lava fast enough to save me from that.

Game Over.

That's a neat combo!

[TricMagic]

I got call in here too, so you can blame that review for this creation.

Also, Bog recurs the maid. So more nukes for the game. I had methods to deal with the damage, like setting up 10 damage to me to trigger the Mirror Maid. Which would then go through the deck and reveal all the nonsurprises. I draw it turn one and can't use stars.

[notquitethere]

Next fight:

Elephant Parade vs Stirk

Elephant Parade goes first.

[Stirk]

"This one's for UMW...You're going down tryhard! No deck theme, no character, no honor! I'm prepared for whatever you're about to throw at me! In fact I'll beat you so hard that I'll preemptively avenge the card that you will nerf after I kick your but since I'll kick your but so hard you'll spend all your reviews on maids!"

[Elephant Parade]

Nah, I'm probably going to use my nerfs on some of the horrible legacy cards I'm about to use. You're lucky I'm saving my cruelest combos for TricMagic.

e: Decklist sent.

[Elephant Parade]

My decklist's been checked. Ready to go?

[Stirk]

“Why are you stalling? That scared of loosing?”

[notquitethere]

Both decks have been checked, so feel free to make a start.