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Stirk vs Failbird

Failbird wins the flip and will go first. Before you commence, you are allowed to make any agreements about alternative hand size or starting stars or hearts.

[Failbird105]

(Not interested in any rules changes on my end)

The plump girl draws her first five cards from the deck, somehow looking at them through closed eyes. Looking at one of them, she flips it around to show to her opponent.

She then draws her final card before playing the Golden Wheat Field she had revealed

A Foodie's stats:
Hearts- 20
Hand- 5
Stars- 0

Spoiler: A Foodie's board (click to show/hide)

0 Attack, 3/3 Hearts

Spoiler: A Foodie's graveyard (click to show/hide)

[Elephant Parade]

PTW. More specifically, posting to snoop your cards.

[Stirk]

...No maid wars? How sad



I had this whole gimmick planed out and everything. Oh well. Prepare to get served!

Stirk
20 H 1 S
Field: Maid Boy 2/1

[Failbird105]

The girl draws her card while stuffing her face with a... cupcake? Where did she even get that?

She plays Dinosaur Nuggets


Her wheat field, of course, does nothing, and she ends her turn.

A Foodie's stats:
Hearts- 20
Hand- 5
Stars- 2

Spoiler: A Foodie's board (click to show/hide)

0 Attack, 3/3 Hearts

2 Attack, 2/2 Hearts

Spoiler: A Foodie's graveyard (click to show/hide)

(You forgot either your starting Star from going second or the Star you gained from the Boi)

[Stirk]

Stirk responds by eating a 9mm bullet. It is crunchy.

"Sorry I can't actually count past 1."



Stirk draws five cards, then puts one Omnipotent Goddess Waifu in the Banish pile.

Stirk
20 H 1 S
Field: Maid Boy 2/1
Graveyard: Maid Cafe
Banish: Omnipotent Goddess

[Failbird105]

Another card drawn

She plays Gumdrop Guard Dogs, consuming the Nuggets to gain +4/+4


Her wheat field continues to be a wheat field

A Foodie's stats:
Hearts- 20
Hand- 5
Stars- 4

Spoiler: A Foodie's board (click to show/hide)

0 Attack, 3/3 Hearts

6 Attack, 6/6 Hearts

Spoiler: A Foodie's graveyard (click to show/hide)

[Stirk]

"What an overpowered card! I can't believe such a thing is allowed!"



"Your wheat field now works for me! At least for like five seconds until it gets eaten by gumdrops. But those will be a nice five seconds!"

Celestial Maid Boy attacks Wheat field, bringing its health down to 1.

Stirk
20 H 1 S
Field: Maid Boy 2/1, Secret Society Maid 0/3
Graveyard: Maid Cafe
Banish: Omnipotent Goddess

[Failbird105]

(Sorry about not responding. I've been feeling incredibly sick these past two days, and yesterday I had to work a full shift regardless. Doing just about anything other than lazing around is hard right now)

Her wheat field activates once again, rewarding Stirk with two stars.

The girl shrugs and draws again, considering her hand before playing Ghoaster



Then, her Guard Dog's destroy the Secret Society Maid

A Foodie's stats:
Hearts- 20
Hand- 5
Stars- 4

Spoiler: A Foodie's board (click to show/hide)

0 Attack, 1/3 Hearts

6 Attack, 6/6 Hearts

0 Attack, 4/4 Hearts

Spoiler: A Foodie's graveyard (click to show/hide)

[Stirk]

Sucks to be you. I'm fine with ignoring the 24 hour rule if you just wanna not play for a while. I don't think anyone actually invoked it and it is just kinda there to threaten people with.



I keep stealing your stars, and have the Maid boy attack your Ghoaster to get its health down to a waifu of the month from some years back (0/2).

Stirk
20 H 3 S
Field: Maid Boy 2/1, Secret Society Maid 0/3
Graveyard: Maid Cafe, Secret Society Maid
Banish: Omnipotent Goddess

[Failbird105]

(Good news and bad news, bad news is the sickness is Covid. Good news is that means I have another 4 days(plus today) free of work to do stuff online)

With a slight frown the girl draws, her Golden Wheat Field generating another 2 stars for Stirk, then reveals that she has drawn a Golden Wheat Field



Then, her Guard Dog's destroy the new Secret Society Maid

Finally, she plays another Dinosaur Nuggets


A Foodie's stats:
Hearts- 20
Hand- 5(One Golden Wheat Field)
Stars- 4

Spoiler: A Foodie's board (click to show/hide)

0 Attack, 1/3 Hearts

6 Attack, 6/6 Hearts

0 Attack, 2/4 Hearts

2 Attack, 2/2 Hearts

Spoiler: A Foodie's graveyard (click to show/hide)

[Stirk]

Congrats on your covidcation! This game is now in memoriam of Failbird105(1992-2022) may you finally get your wings V_V



I play a new Maid Boy and take out your Golden Wheat Field with the one that can attack. Now that I can't get any more stars from it it has outlived its purpose.

Stirk
20 H 6 S
Field: Maid Boy 2/1, Maid Boy 2/1
Graveyard: Maid Cafe, Secret Society Maid X2
Banish: Omnipotent Goddess

[Failbird105]

The destruction of the Wheat Field creates a Buttered Ghoasts


From there, the girl draws a card and considers her hand.

Her Gumdrop Guard Dogs destroy the first Maid Boy.

Next she plays a second Gumdrop Guard Dogs targeting the newly played Dinosaur Nuggets, becoming another 6/6.


The consumption generating another Buttered Ghoasts in the process


A Foodie's stats:
Hearts- 20
Hand- 5(One Golden Wheat Field)
Stars- 4

Spoiler: A Foodie's board (click to show/hide)

1 Attack, 1/1 Hearts

6 Attack, 4/6 Hearts

0 Attack, 2/4 Hearts

1 Attack, 1/1 Hearts

6 Attack, 6/6 Hearts

Spoiler: A Foodie's graveyard (click to show/hide)

Golden Wheat Field x1

[Stirk]

Current maidboy takes out Ghoaster .

"How does a field have a ghost anyway?"

Stirk
20 H 7 S
Field: Maid Boy 2/1, Maid Boy 2/1
Graveyard: Maid Cafe, Secret Society Maid X2, Maid Boy
Banish: Omnipotent Goddess

[TricMagic]

(The ghosts of toast to come.)