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[Failbird105]

Slight note, the Gumdrops remove from play, not destroy. I think.

That's... true. In which case not only does the one and only actual card combo in my deck not work, I also wouldn't have even had that initial Buttered Ghoast to begin with

I could barely have made a shittier deck if I tried, and there were only two ways I could have drawn a shittier opening hand, fuckit I'm going back to maids, at least that deck wasn't sabotaged by being made in a School Game where I had almost no control over the cards I made.

I really wish I could actually make a proper deck instead of putting the total 0 synergizing cards together and then desperately try to patch the few holes I can.

[notquitethere]

Good spotting Tric, I made the same mistake too. Do you want to play on FB with that mistake rectified on my board? Summoning gumdrop would force me to eat the leaves, and I'd get no Ghoasts. So it would look like:

Flower Field 0/4, Undead Ghoaster 0/3, Undead Golden Wheat Field 0/3, Undead Gumdrop Guard Dog 2/3, Undead Pasta Pioneer 6/1

You'd only take 6 damage from the pioneer then.

Or is that too insurmountable?

[Failbird105]

Honestly no, every single turn I couldn't help but think to myself how much this deck sucks and how I wish I could make a new one from the ground up instead. The Food deck has literally one singular synergy in it total because it was made in a School Game(where the cards are all but randomly generated), and I forgot to include that synergy in my deck when making it. I'm not even touching decks other than maids this game from now on, because at least that one actually works.

Ugh, sorry this deck has legitimately soured my mood for the whole day. I can't believe I wasted such a cool card design on it.

[notquitethere]

Sorry to hear Failbird. If it's any consolation, I found all the food cards very charming. If you'd had some big foe to use up those stars, I'd have been in big trouble. I look forward to facing down those maids!


I'm not going to play this deck again (I figured I could have a challenge where I make something new for each fight), but the Big Idea was to continually buff Parasitic Plants, then stockpile enough stars quickly to play a big ticket card (like I did; I had even scarier cards further down the deck). But the alternative win route was to get like 10 stars then play Starcoin Insider Trading for the blank cards:



And then Use Call of the Grave to discard 10 blank cards to get loads of random effects:



Hopefully while I had a mana burner on the field to get +10 more stars again.


NQT wins vs Failbird. They both go forward to the Design Phase.

[Failbird105]

Yeah and charming doesn't help when they all suck. And it's not even something reviewing can help with because none of them are bad cards alone but there's not a drop of synergy among them. I think I'm going to sit the next round out just so I have time to cool down from how legitimately frustrating playing this deck was.

[notquitethere]

Next bout: NQT vs Stirk

[Unraveller]

Stirk vs. NQT

Coinflip is tails, NQT is playing first.

[notquitethere]

Thank you for your patience. I'm ready to start.

Turn 1



Sonic races in and hits you for 1, and gains 1 ring.

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NQT
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Board: Sonic Ring 1/1 (rings x1)

[TricMagic]

Gotta Go Fast!

[Stirk]

Since you maid most of the cards, I really don't have to hold back.



Since you nerfed(?) the card you now get the choice to either wipe out your own field or to give me a bunch of Stars. After giving me a bunch of stars.



...You didn't update the repository but those all have 1 attack too!

S
Hearts: 19
Stars: 4 (Next Turn)
Board: Nope
Discard: Constellation Maids

[notquitethere]

They're correctly in the Reviewed section of the repository now:



And on my side of the field!

Turn 2

I summon a monkey, which immediately copies Sonic's effects.



Two of the Maids destroy one another. You forget that Sonic takes no damage when attacking, so my first Sonic gets rid of the third maid (gaining another ring) and my Monkey-Sonic attacks you directly for one damage, and gets a ring.

NQT
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Board: Sonic Ring 1/1 (rings x2), Monkey-Sonic Ring 1/2 (rings x1)

[Stirk]

l just plan on ignoring him until he goes away.

S
Hearts: 18
Stars: 5
Board: Nope
Discard: Constellation Maids

[notquitethere]

Your star growth is frightful, but my board control is unassailable!

Turn 3

I play another one of these!



I targeting your maid, so I can have a star as well! I'll also Lay On Hands, to beef up this new monkey a little, just in case.



Then my Sonic Ring eliminates your Celestial Maid with impunity, and gains another ring. Finally, my Sonic Ring Monkey attacks you directly for 1 damage, and gets another ring.

And it's about now that I realise attack-buffing would be really powerful with these Sonics.

NQT
Hearts: 20
Stars: 1
Board: Sonic Ring 1/1 (rings x3), Sonic Ring Monkey 1/2 (rings x2), Celestial Maid Monkey 1/5

[Stirk]

They're already absurdly annoying to deal with as is. Just because they can block everything forever unless you already control the board :V

S
Hearts: 17
Stars: 6
Board: Nope
Discard: Constellation Maids, Celestial Maid boy

[TricMagic]

(Mostly anything. If you can remove them with effects. Though yeah, might need a revision to remove their protection when attacking. Not the best at balance.)