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Scoops Novel

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If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« on: October 05, 2022, 05:34:36 pm »
What would he be like
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2022, 05:47:15 pm »
Your random thread generator isn't making much sense this time.
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2022, 06:29:27 pm »
Plastic Man!?
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2022, 07:08:39 pm »
I refuse to let this be derailed. Mr Fish-Snake says otherwise
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2022, 07:09:22 pm »
Looks more like the felt they use for muppets.

Also, "old wise guy" and "old wise man" are different things.
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2022, 07:14:16 pm »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on October 05, 2022, 07:08:39 pm
I refuse to let this be derailed. Mr Fish-Snake says otherwise

Excuse me, Plastic Man really is named Eel.  I will not accept this Plastic Man slander.

Now whether or not he's either old or wise is certainly debatable.
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2022, 03:03:35 am »
But what makes that guy wise?
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2022, 03:58:38 am »
If there was an old wise guy called Eel,
He'd probably be quite a steal,
With a fin on his back,
And lips he could smack,
And an overall rubbery feel.
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2022, 05:32:03 am »
I'm sorry Ms Jackson
I am four Eels
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I am four eels and not in fact a guy
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2022, 06:45:16 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 06, 2022, 05:32:03 am
I'm sorry Ms Jackson
I am four Eels
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I am four eels and not in fact a guy
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2022, 07:03:15 am »
Quote from: Ziusudra on October 05, 2022, 07:09:22 pm
Looks more like the felt they use for muppets.

Also, "old wise guy" and "old wise man" are different things.

You have to be a wise man to be a old wise guy
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2022, 07:42:54 am »
Quote from: Great Order on October 06, 2022, 06:45:16 am
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2022, 03:17:07 am »
So are we talking about a wise guy or a wise eel, or even some kind of strange eel man?
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2022, 03:28:03 am »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on October 05, 2022, 07:08:39 pm
I refuse to let this be derailed.

I feel like I ended up in a Kafka story. I have to stay on topic, but no one will tell me what the topic is. :-\
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Re: If there was an old wise guy called Eel
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2022, 04:53:30 am »
Was Eel the name of the guy's choosing or the name others gave to him?
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