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[Stirk]

Cool. I'm ready to play whenever. I propose we skip decklist validation, since this is just for fun, but we can do it if you want.

Great. Wanna go first or second?

[Elephant Parade]

I might as well go first. I'd also like to play with NQT's mulligan rule (if you don't like your starting hand of five cards, you can discard it for a new hand of four) to eliminate the like 1% chance that my play misfires. It'd still be game-winning even on a misfire, just not as funny.

[Stirk]

I might as well go first. I'd also like to play with NQT's mulligan rule (if you don't like your starting hand of five cards, you can discard it for a new hand of four) to eliminate the like 1% chance that my play misfires. It'd still be game-winning even on a misfire, just not as funny.

Sure, I don't care. Start!

[Elephant Parade]

I draw my starting hand of five cards. That hand gives me a small chance of a misfire, so I mulligan and draw four. Then, I draw my fifth card.

I play Divine Lambitual:



I draw seven cards, then discard the following six: Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Battle Butler, Puppet Maid. I play a Tentacle Kitty:



Then, finally, Omnipotent Goddess Waifu:



I search my deck for a certain card and add it to my hand, reducing its cost to 0. Your turn.

Field: Tentacle Kitty (0/1)
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Discard Pile: Divine Lambitual, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Battle Butler, Puppet Maid, Omnipotent Goddess Waifu
Hand: 4

[Stirk]

I think I see what you're doing and that means I win lol.

I'll mulligan too. I have no idea how that is supposed to interact with Omnipotent Goddess so I'll just assume it takes effect after I get my new hand.



And I wanna see what you have planned, so go for it. If you can't do it with two hand-picked 0 star cards your plan fails.

Field:
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Discard Pile: Omnipotent Goddess Waifu

[Elephant Parade]

I draw a card and grab another 0-cost card from Omnipotent Goddess Waifu. Then, I play the card I fetched last turn. It's Unlimited Maid Works, which lets me choose any three Maid cards, search my deck for them, and put them into play.



I choose Unlimited Maid Works, Unlimited Maid Works, and Unlimited Maid Works.



With my three Unlimited Maid Works, I play the following nine cards: Battle Butler, Battle Butler, Battle Butler, Battle Butler, Battle Butler, Puppet Maid, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, and Battleship Maid.

 

All Maid cards gain +15/+15. My Avenging Maids additionally gain +9/+9.

I end my turn.

Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Field: Battle Butler (15/18) * 5, Puppet Maid (21/20), Avenging Maid (27/27) * 2, Battleship Maid (26/26), Tentacle Kitty (0/1)
Hand: 5
Discard: Divine Lambitual, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Battle Butler, Puppet Maid, Omnipotent Goddess Waifu, Unlimited Maid Works * 4

[Stirk]

Nice one. Never thought of that before for some reason! To beat it I would need to reveal my new card. Is it worth it to lose the tactical advantage tho?

I play a card face down.

Field: Face Down Card
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Discard Pile: Omnipotent Goddess Waifu

[Elephant Parade]

Is it worth it to lose the tactical advantage tho?

I would say no, since this is just an exhibition match. I didn't even consider bringing any unrevealed cards.


I attack with Puppet Maid, hitting you for 21 and winning the— Wait, I feel like I'm forgetting something...



There was some card that would be really annoying in this situation...



Oh no.

Battle Butler (15/18) * 5, Puppet Maid (21/20), Avenging Maid (27/27) * 2, Battleship Maid (26/26)

Oh no.

Field: Battle Butler (15/18) * 5, Puppet Maid (21/20), Avenging Maid (27/27) * 2, Battleship Maid (26/26), Tentacle Kitty (0/1)
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Hand: 6
Discard: Divine Lambitual, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Avenging Maid, Battle Butler, Puppet Maid, Omnipotent Goddess Waifu, Unlimited Maid Works * 4

[notquitethere]

(Ahahahhaa, this is a great half-time show!)

[Stirk]

Haha! I use



Bet you didn't see that coming at all.

...But since I only reflect 21 damage I just take out a Butler and scratch another rip.


Field: Face Down Card, Some blurry card
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Discard Pile: Omnipotent Goddess Waifu, probably a lot of other cards

[Elephant Parade]

I draw another card that I will never actually play (seriously, the rest of my deck is just Tentacle Kitties, Omnipotent Goddess Waifus, and Verdant Growths), then attack the Mirror Maid with the damaged Butler, taking out both. After that, I hit you directly with an Avenging Maid for 21. You better not be running six Mirror Maids.

Field: No, I'm not updating all the stats. I refuse

[Stirk]

Mirror maid is Unique so you can only have one or I totally would that's game

Not even as broken as some of the nonsense Trick has pulled TBH. Totally could have won if it was a real game 

[Elephant Parade]

Mirror maid is Unique so you can only have one or I totally would that's game

Not even as broken as some of the nonsense Trick has pulled TBH. Totally could have won if it was a real game 

Well, in a real game you could've Unlimited Maid Works²'d me right back, so...

[Stirk]

I don't really keep many of them in my deck, since just pulling one is usually enough to win/lose and I rely on Omnipotent Goddess to actually get them on the field.

[TricMagic]

I don't really keep many of them in my deck, since just pulling one is usually enough to win/lose and I rely on Omnipotent Goddess to actually get them on the field.

And hence we know what cards to limit.