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[Devastator]

Indeed.  Gray and yellow.

[King Zultan]

I just realized have we ever read what's written on the cards?

[Devastator]

They have long numbers, and a name.

What is this spaceship named?

[King Zultan]

Do you want us to name it, also I thought we were on a space station?

[Devastator]

Yes and no, respectively.

[King Zultan]

Since this appears to be a scientific ship it needs a scientific sounding name, something like Galactic Bulge or Turdus aximus.

Or someone else could come up with something since I just picked stuff at random.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Since this appears to be a scientific ship it needs a scientific sounding name, something like Galactic Bulge or Turdus aximus.

Or someone else could come up with something since I just picked stuff at random.

I’m almost wanting to go with The Turdis, but I’ve got a question:

Is it crappier on the inside than on the outside?

[Devastator]

(inside or outside)

Both, really.

(Go to crew mess)

Door's unlocked, so in you go, and..

Humans!  There are two humans in red outfits holding strange items in their hands.  And there are two more humans lying on the floor with their hands behind their backs.  And there's a strong smell of blood, coming from a fifth human, who is a corpse in the corner.

As for the room, you can see several long benches and a couple doors leading somewhere else, but.. the standing humans widen their eyes in surprise.  There's a very brief moment where you have the drop on them.

Spoiler: Charsheet (click to show/hide)

Current location, Topside Crew Mess

Stats:
Strength 1
Dexterity 2
Charisma 1
Size 2

Effects:
Bird!  You're a dinosaur!  Also a small flying one.
Bandana!  Infinite Ammo!
Rudimentary lockpicks.
Gray keycard
Yellow keycard

Woodchipper. Can digest cellulose.  Paper, wood, it's all the same.  This is in addition to normal bird stuff.
Secret Dinosaur.  +1 to all stealth-related actions.  This bonus is lost if someone calls you a dinosaur.
Flying Stomach.  +2 to eating.  Gets hungry much more quickly.  Starts game hungry.
Talk.  You can talk and communicate with humans just fine.
Reading (rudimentary)  You can recognize a few words of human.
Shockproof.  You are slightly resistant to electricity.  +1

[King Zultan]

No need to be hostile here let us announce our self by saying hello, but just in case be ready to run fly if they decide to attack us for some reason.

[A_Curious_Cat]

No need to be hostile here let us announce our self by saying hello, but just in case be ready to run fly if they decide to attack us for some reason.

+1 why not?

[Devastator]

"Hello"  You fly in, and land on one of the benches.  The two humand both raise their weapons and point them at you.. but they don't attack.  They look quite nervous.

One of them says "Don't come any closer!  What are you?"

One of the humans on the floor chuckles, which gets him a kick from the second human.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Current location, Topside Crew Mess

Stats:
Strength 1
Dexterity 2
Charisma 1
Size 2

Effects:
Bird!  You're a dinosaur!  Also a small flying one.
Bandana!  Infinite Ammo!
Rudimentary lockpicks.
Gray keycard
Yellow keycard
Hungry!  You could do with some food.

Woodchipper. Can digest cellulose.  Paper, wood, it's all the same.  This is in addition to normal bird stuff.
Secret Dinosaur.  +1 to all stealth-related actions.  This bonus is lost if someone calls you a dinosaur.
Flying Stomach.  +2 to eating.  Gets hungry much more quickly.  Starts game hungry.
Talk.  You can talk and communicate with humans just fine.
Reading (rudimentary)  You can recognize a few words of human.
Shockproof.  You are slightly resistant to electricity.  +1

[Egan_BW]

"Not a dinosaur."

[Devastator]

"...what?  What even is a dinosaur?"

[King Zultan]

"Tweet Tweet I bird!"

[Devastator]

"What's a bird.."

(3+1=4)

"One of them crazy things musta broke outta the labs.  Better shoot it to be safe."

Uh oh.