You start tearing into the crates. Fortunately, they're just soft plastic, so your capable claws are able to open them easily.
The first few contain a wide variety of all kinds of tasty smelling food. You're full, so you aren't ready now, but there's a lot of meat-like stuff and a lot of fruit like stuff and some grain like stuff and some seeds. And a couple of cans of powder, a couple bags of salt, and a couple of mixing machines.
Next are some cage materials. Some look like the ones for you and Invisibird, but others are larger and heavier duty. There is also a couple of very small wire mesh cages, obviously intended for tiny creatures.
After this you get to some cold humming boxes, plugged into the wall. Hmm. Opening up the first one, there's a whole bunch of funny-looking test tubes with lots of different stuff in them. A quick count shows at least 20, all with gibberish alphanumeric labels below them.
Next one has some eggs in it. Upon closer examination, each one has a tiny hole in the top of the eggshell, perfectly round.
The third one contains a dozen small jars of clear liquid chemicals, similar to the ones you saw in the lab already.
Back against the wall is an older crate, a bit discoloured. It doesn't open as easily as the other ones, being stiff. Curious, you energetically pry the top open. It pops open, unfolding into a wide, flat, metal table-like thing, too quick for you to dodge. It gets your right leg, badly, causing you to bleed black blood all over the floor. It hurts bad.
..It doesn't seem immediately life threatening.
The metal table contains a number of strange metal instruments, mostly small, varying in size between that of a needle and a screwdriver. They're marked, not by letters, but by diagonal lines, ranging from 1 for the smallest and 12 for the largest.
Stats:
Strength 1
Dexterity 2
Charisma 1
Size 2
Effects:
Bird! You're a dinosaur! Also a small flying one.
Wounded. Your right leg is bleeding.
Full! The bottomless pit is satiated for now.
Bandana! Infinite Ammo! ;-p
Woodchipper. Can digest cellulose. Paper, wood, it's all the same. This is in addition to normal bird stuff.
Secret Dinosaur. +1 to all stealth-related actions. This bonus is lost if someone calls you a dinosaur.
Flying Stomach. +2 to eating. Gets hungry much more quickly. Starts game hungry.
Talk. You can talk and communicate with humans just fine.
Reading (rudimentary) You can recognize a few words of human.
Shockproof. You are slightly resistant to electricity. +1
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