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[King Zultan]

Well, I guess this bird will be fine. Let's go get some more tasty paper.

+1 Weird bird, sure it'll be fine.

[Devastator]

You fly back into the first room, where most of the tasty paper is.  You begin with the loose paper you had in your cage, which quickly goes down the hatch.

(11+1) (12)

This seems to ignite something inside you, and almost as quickly as you stuffed yourself, you look for more.  And more paper there is.  Heaps of it.  The big vertical thing has plenty of paper in it, enough to last you a very long time.  In the eating frenzy you shovel perhaps a bit too much paper down your throat, but it's too tasty and your instincts are off the leash.

..Some time later, you're on the ground next to the open filing cabinet, having finished off with an apertif of a few of the very tasty coloured papers in the bottom.

..Also, your cage cover is missing.  The strain from your overstressed stomach is perhaps an indicator of where it ended up.

..Ugh, you aren't going to be able to move for some time.

(1)

And there's a crash.  The big bird in the other room must have knocked its cage over.

Spoiler: Charsheet (click to show/hide)

Stats:
Dexterity 1

Effects:
Bird!  You're a dinosaur!  Also a small flying one.
Healthy!  You're all fine!  For now!
Overstuffed!  You can barely move, and certainly can't fly.  At least it shouldn't last too long before the bottomless pit empties itself again.

Woodchipper. Can digest cellulose.  Paper, wood, it's all the same.  This is in addition to normal bird stuff.
Secret Dinosaur.  +1 to all stealth-related actions.  This bonus is lost if someone calls you a dinosaur.
Flying Stomach.  +2 to eating.  Gets hungry much more quickly.  Starts game hungry.
Talk.  You can talk and communicate with humans just fine.

[King Zultan]

At this rate our bird is gonna be fat ass hell.

Anyway the bird in the other room is gonna have to wait, for now we must digest all this stuff.

[Devastator]

At this rate our bird is gonna be fat ass hell.

Anyway the bird in the other room is gonna have to wait, for now we must digest all this stuff.

(3)

You manage to flop over onto your other side.  It doesn't feel any better yet.

You see the door swing open more as Invisi-Bird bumps into it a bit more.  You still can't make it out, but there's the faintest tapping of claws on the floor as it slowly approaches you.

[Egan_BW]

CAW

[RoseHeart]

Secret Dinosaur.  +1 to all stealth-related actions.  This bonus is lost if someone calls you a dinosaur.

Forever, or against that person?

[Devastator]

Forever.

[Devastator]

CAW!

(7)

You let out a huge caw at the oncoming invis-bird.  It's louder than you expected, briefly filling the room with noise.

Still, the invisible bird approaches.  You struggle, burdened by your overstuffed stomach, as you feel the invisible creature's breath.  Its beak must be right above your midsection.

Spoiler: Charsheet (click to show/hide)

Stats:
Dexterity 1
Size 1

Effects:
Bird!  You're a dinosaur!  Also a small flying one.
Healthy!  You're all fine!  For now!
Overstuffed!  You can barely move, and certainly can't fly.  At least it shouldn't last too long before the bottomless pit empties itself again.

Woodchipper. Can digest cellulose.  Paper, wood, it's all the same.  This is in addition to normal bird stuff.
Secret Dinosaur.  +1 to all stealth-related actions.  This bonus is lost if someone calls you a dinosaur.
Flying Stomach.  +2 to eating.  Gets hungry much more quickly.  Starts game hungry.
Talk.  You can talk and communicate with humans just fine.

[King Zultan]

EVEN BIGGER CAW!

[Devastator]

Caw

(9)

You let out another, bigger, caw.  Invisi-bird makes no response.

..Fortunatly, you aren't attacked.  It just bumps into you with it's scary, scary beak, and nuzzles at your feathers for a moment before taking off.  You can hear it landing on the big counter.

..A while later, you manage to struggle to your legs, having digested enough of that massive load of paper to move around once more.

Spoiler: Charsheet (click to show/hide)

Stats:
Dexterity 1
Size 2

Effects:
Bird!  You're a dinosaur!  Also a small flying one.
Healthy!  You're all fine!  For now!
Stuffed!  You can move again, but for the moment you don't even want to see food.

Woodchipper. Can digest cellulose.  Paper, wood, it's all the same.  This is in addition to normal bird stuff.
Secret Dinosaur.  +1 to all stealth-related actions.  This bonus is lost if someone calls you a dinosaur.
Flying Stomach.  +2 to eating.  Gets hungry much more quickly.  Starts game hungry.
Talk.  You can talk and communicate with humans just fine.

[King Zultan]

WE HAVE EXPANDED!


Wonder around the room and try to figure out how much bigger we are than we were before.

[Devastator]

(When you roll 11s trying to do things, things happen.)

WE HAVE EXPANDED!

Wonder around the room and try to figure out how much bigger we are than we were before.

..Quite a lot, really.  You figure you weigh twice as much as you did before.

..The cage cover was really pretty large.

You think Invisibird is still bigger.

[MidnightJaguar]

Use our newfound bulk to break down the invisibird cage and see if there's anything in it.

[King Zultan]

Use our newfound bulk to break down the invisibird cage and see if there's anything in it.

+1

[Devastator]

Use our newfound bulk to break down the invisibird cage and see if there's anything in it.

You jump on invisibird's cage, which has been knocked to the ground with the door open.  The water jug came loose, and it's making a big puddle.  There's some food scraps around too, from the broken feeder.

But the cage itself is okay.

Time to fix that.

(10)

It took some effort, but the fall hurt the cage, and with your now-larger beak, you could bend the metal frame enough to remove the door entirely.  After that, you could dismantle it, one rod at a time, until you've torn off most of the front panel.  Then it was a matter of unhooking the sides from each other, and you've got five metal grilles piled on top of each other, a door, and a stack of rods that were the sixth side.

..Inside there wasn't too much.  A large mirror, a couple bigger perches than yours, a swing.

..And a strange metal disk.  It was attached to the side and clearly big enough for the invisibird to perch on, and there's a strange group of holes in the far side of it, the side that would have been facing outside the cage.

Hmm.

Spoiler: Charsheet (click to show/hide)

Stats:
Strength 1
Dexterity 1
Size 2

Effects:
Bird!  You're a dinosaur!  Also a small flying one.
Healthy!  You're all fine!  For now!
Stuffed!  You can move again, but for the moment you don't even want to see food.

Woodchipper. Can digest cellulose.  Paper, wood, it's all the same.  This is in addition to normal bird stuff.
Secret Dinosaur.  +1 to all stealth-related actions.  This bonus is lost if someone calls you a dinosaur.
Flying Stomach.  +2 to eating.  Gets hungry much more quickly.  Starts game hungry.
Talk.  You can talk and communicate with humans just fine.