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[Rondol]

So I was toying around with wrestling, playing with the stealing of items, when something dawned on me. So I gave it a shot; went to town, found the person, attacked him.

Jack Thompson is going to throw a fit when he finds out Toady lets us wrestle the pants off of children.

[Toady One]

I thought he'd only throw a fit if we had money.

[Capntastic]

DF is ruining the future of our children by coercing them into being beard-growing, pick-swinging fey-mooding maniacs!

And it's being DISTRIBUTED right into their hands, for FREE, on the INTERNET.

[Rondol]

Therefore let us abolish this so-called "Internet"! It shames the constitution! George Washington would cry!

[Carlos Gustavos]

I once decided to use a town's animals to practice wrestling. I grabbed a cat, gouged out its eyes and then strangled it to death. It felt wrong.

[Squishy]

As well it should, you monster.

[Nobody]

The game is shamelessly undermining the Christian agenda with its inclusion of "Demons" and "Elves" and "Dwarves" and "Lions". The notion that such things could reproduce and spread across a world disgusts me. And furthermore, why do I never see Jesus Christ's crucifixion mentioned in the history, hmm? Do you really think that we would be spared the hellfire were it not for his sacrifice? This is another attempt to oppress our good Christian values!

Now, if you made a game about crusaders...

[jaked122]

DWARVISH CRUSADERS

[Felius]

I don't think Jack Thompson will have any problem with the Dwarf Fortress. Least because he won't be able to understand the game, and think that gamers are insane (not that we aren't... :p ).

[Jakkarra]

this game has some of the largest concentrations of; Power Perversion Potential, Power Caring Potential and Power caring Potential.

mostly Perversion and Cruelty..... looooooooots of cruelty.............. fricken' elves

Love, jakkarra

[zchris13]

DWARVISH CRUSADERS

Holy smokes MECHANECRO.

 I agree with Jakkarra.  Frikken' elves.

[Jakkarra]

y'know, i actually used to LIKE elves, before the first damn caravan came around, they had NOTHING good, apart from cages and a Sword stick that i accidentally traded a metal bin full of stone crafts for, but, it contained a few woodshavings, and they insulted my honour.

i am now working on my vapourisation chamber.

love, jakkarra

[Emmanovi]

i am now working on my vapourisation chamber.

Build this. Post pictures. Test it. Post more pictures.

When If When it goes terribly terribly wrong and destroys the fortress, post a video so we can share in the utter dwarvishness.

THIS IS DWARF FORTRESS.

Oh, yeah. Removing attire is perfectly fine, even from children. I mean, come on, you're most likely going to beat them to a pulp, so some simple undressing is nothing in comparison. Hold on, did I just say that? I think DF has done... something... to me...

[Jakkarra]

i shall work on the chamber at once!

it shall be made from the finest dolomite! (and later re-built in obsidian)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

love, jakkarra

[Deathbane]

With the sacrifice of a few elves to Armok, i declare this thread rebirthed for the blood god! Muhahaha.

Make sure that it involves spikes and a goblin infinite loop switch. It will make trading a much more ' fun ' experiance.

(epic necro though)