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Should China colonize the center of the Moon?

Yes!
To the center of the f***ing Moon!
China will grow larger!

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Author Topic: Chinese moon project: Should Xi Jingpin send an expedition to drill the moon's c  (Read 1266 times)

ChairmanPoo

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What it says on the tin
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Depends on what follows the C.

Crust? Yes

Clitoris? No
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I see no reason to stop them hollowing out the moon and it becoming China 2 Electric Boogaloo.
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It's literally the only thing that will push the US to better fund research in the field, so hell yeah, pound that c.

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yea

get em that cussy
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I think this violates International Law.
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King Zultan

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Do international laws count if the thing in question is happening on the moon?
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Do international laws count if the thing in question is happening on the moon?
There are plenty of international agreements governing the Moon.
The nations that made the agreements are on Earth.
Enforcement however is .. debatable.

https://www.space.com/33440-space-law.html

Summary: If China breaks the Moon, the other Countries will send a bill (or in the case of the US, renegotiate their debt in the favor of the US).

King Zultan

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I'm pretty sure if China breaks the moon the last thing we have to worry about is money.
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Pretty sure that if the moon breaks, the next thing we have to worry about is Morlocks.
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Pretty sure if the moon breaks the next thing we have to worry about is Piccolo.

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Moonfall was such a stupid movie just saying
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I don't think the Chinese are going to be able to break the moon, or for that matter successfully drill to its c

Their equipment will probably fail hours after landing. But it might get the US government to take lunar exploration more seriously
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Their equipment will probably fail hours after landing.
Their final words as they die from lack of oxygen will be, "Damn this...    cheaply made...     Chinese crap...".
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