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[Supernerd]

The battle has ended in a draw!
Neither player has earned any Victory Points.
The chosen cards have been buried in the Valley of the Kings.
The region remains neutral...

[Supernerd]

Battlefield 2: Stinking Mire
Elric the Brown Haired VS Gruscilla the Bog Witch

Field Effects:
- Cards with a brown background that have no hearts cost half as many Stars to play (Rounded up to the nearest whole number)
- When you draw a card at the start of your turn, you may draw a second card and shuffle the oldest card in your hand into your deck (If several cards are equally old you may choose which one).
- Any card effect that allows you to search your deck for a card will instead select a random card for its effect.

Gruscilla the Bog Witch has been randomly chosen to go first!

[notquitethere]

"Ehhehe let's see what I can do now..."

Draw a second card and shuffle my first drawn card in _{(although probably any of the starting ones would be legal here?)}.



Gain a star.

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Hearts: 20
Stars: 1
Board: Enkaphalin Refinery 0/3

[Supernerd]

My ruling would be that on the first turn, any of the original five cards would be equally old, but the card you draw at the start of your first turn would be newer than the other five.

[notquitethere]

Good, that was what I figured (it's the only situation I can think of where you have multiple equally-old cards).

[Happerry]

The brown haired man sighs, adjusted his snazzy looking hat, and then draws his own five cards with a sixth following before drawing a seventh and then shuffling one of his first five back into his deck. "Hmm... I suppose I'll play a Big Friendly Ghost."



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Hearts: 20
Stars: 1
Board: Big Friendly Ghost 2/1

[notquitethere]

"I did not expect that spectre..."

Draw two cards, shuffling an original hand card back into the deck.



"When you wish upon a star...

Gain two stars.

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Hearts: 20
Stars: 3
Board: Enkaphalin Refinery 0/3, Star Wish Waifu 1,2

[Happerry]

"Ghosts are commonly surprising, it's something of a pattern." The man seems to agree as he plays a sheep down. "I'll ping your refinery with the Wooly and then finish it off with the ghost."



Hearts: 20
Stars: 1
Board: Big Friendly Ghost 2/1, Wooly 2/2

[notquitethere]

"You meet all sorts of strange creatures here in the misty mire!"


I like the hand so only drawing one. First I play:



For its first effect, I play one card:



Along which, I have a free ghost:



Then I pay a star on the fog for another effect... turning Skiff, Restless Spirit face down.



Flipping the spirit down gives me another star (back to 3) so I use the last fog option to repeat a previous option, spending 3 stars to play this card:



Star Wish attacks the BFG, destroying both of them.

Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Board: Restless Spirit 3a/1h [FLIPPED DOWN], Stygian Skiff 1/1 [FLIPPED DOWN], Pacifist Gunslinger Waifu 10a/7h

[Happerry]

"Well, that's annoying. Have another ghost then."


3/2

"And I'll ping the Gunslinger for 2 with the Wooly."

Hearts: 20
Stars: 1
Board: Mystery Ghost 3/2, Wooly 2/2

[notquitethere]

"This Mire will soon be mine, dearie..."

I draw only one.



For its effect, I flip your Wooly face down! The fog comes down and soon the herbivore is hopeless lost. Out of the mist, a Restless Spirit emerges and does battle with your own Mysterious ghost, both dissipating in a rain of ecotplasm.

This leaves your board wide and clear. Attacking, my cards flip up and Pacifist Gun Waifu levels her pistol and fires it directly at you for 10 damage, and the Stygian skiff adds an additional spooky 1 damage, for a total of 11 reduction to your hearts.
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My stats:
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Board: Stygian Skiff 1/1 , Pacifist Gunslinger Waifu 10a/5h

Spoiler: Discard (click to show/hide)

Enkephalin Refinery
Fog of War
Star Wish Waifu
Fog of War
Restless Spirit

Your stats:
Hearts: 9
Stars: 1
Board: Wooly 2/2 (Face down)

[Happerry]

"Well, this is certainly a pickle I'm in."



"I'll play another ghost and finish off your boat, for whatever level of finishing off shuffling it back into your deck is, with my Wooly once I flip it face up."

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My stats:
Hearts: 9
Stars: 1
Board: Wooly 2/(1/2), BFG 2/1

Your stats:
Hearts: 20
Stars: 0
Board: Stygian Skiff 1/1 , Pacifist Gunslinger Waifu 10a/5h

[notquitethere]

Draw two cards, shuffling the oldest in.

"I got a good clean hit in... and now to work up to finishing the job..."



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My stats:
Hearts: 20
Stars: 1
Board: Pacifist Gunslinger Waifu 10a/(5/7)h, Star Wish Waifu 1a/2h

Spoiler: Discard (click to show/hide)

Enkephalin Refinery
Fog of War
Star Wish Waifu
Fog of War
Restless Spirit

Your stats:
Hearts: 9
Stars: 1
Board: Wooly 2/(1/2), BFG 2/1

[Happerry]

"I play Solo Star Power, flipping all cards but Solo Star Power face down and earning myself two stars."



"I then flip both my cards face up again, returning Pacifist Gunslinger Waifu to your hand before attacking your Star Wish Waifu with Wooly, killing them both, and then striking your life directly for two damage with the Big Friendly Ghost."

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My stats:
Hearts: 9
Stars: 3
Board: BFG 2/1 (Depleted)

Your stats:
Hearts: 18
Stars: 1
Board:

[notquitethere]

Very well done.

I draw two, shuffling in an old card. And call upon the spirits once more to intercede...





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My stats:
Hearts: 18
Stars: 1
Board:

Spoiler: Discard (click to show/hide)

Enkephalin Refinery
Fog of War
Star Wish Waifu
Fog of War
Restless Spirit
Star Wish Waifu

Your stats:
Hearts: 9
Stars: 3
Board: BFG 2/1 (Depleted)