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Haspen

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SPAMDESERT
« on: August 05, 2022, 12:34:21 pm »

You leave your tent, a sorry assemblage of sticks, linen cloth, scrap metal and bones.

There's only one sun on the sky today - the red one. It is a good day to travel, so you prepare to dismantle the tent.

You are not thirsty, not hungry and you feel fine.

Your canteen is half-full of water and your bag has tiny amount of food left inside.

You unearth the plasteel strongbox that was forged by the Ancients, no doubt, and inside you find the item that you stored there for safekeeping long ago. That item is...

A) A sword of porcelain and metal.
B) A black box without an opening.
C) A map of the Ancient city.
D) A bottle of white-blue pills.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2022, 12:55:05 pm »

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Haspen

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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2022, 01:01:32 pm »

It is a map drawn on the yellowed paper. The red Sign of Direction is telling you which way is south, and there are images and the Ancient script all over the map.

If only you knew the script... but the map has enough landmarks that you might have a chance to find whatever lies at the 'x' in south-west corner.

You try to remember your previous life at the safety of the Oasis Four, which you left oh-so-many nights ago...

A) A roboticist, salvaging and repairing the Metal Ones.
B) A magician, calling upon the powers of the Night Gods.
C) A merchant, with knowledge of peoples and items of the Desert.
D) An eye-priest, guided by the Eyes that once inhabited the Sitting-Brains.
E) A soldier, clad in plasteel and wielding the white and red weapons.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2022, 02:13:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2022, 04:46:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2022, 10:27:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2022, 12:43:02 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2022, 08:29:27 am »

What a terrible day to have a voting spread ;v
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2022, 11:11:19 am »

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Haspen

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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2022, 11:35:46 am »

(Secret ending get!)

Your indecisivity is your doom. You waste yourself, unable to make a decision and by the time you realize it, all three suns shine their deadly rays upon your flesh.

You burn and wither to nothing.

A) Try again as another adventurer?
B) Finish playing SPAMDESERT?
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2022, 12:02:42 pm »

Let's goooo A
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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2022, 02:13:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2022, 02:31:20 pm »

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We're talking about partially sapient undead spaghetti here, you can probably instruct it to only strangle specific diners.

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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2022, 04:48:43 pm »

You leave your tent, a sorry assemblage of sticks, linen cloth, scrap metal and bones.

There's only one sun on the sky today - the red one. It is a good day to travel, so you prepare to dismantle the tent.

You are not thirsty, not hungry and you feel fine.

Your canteen is quarter-full of water and your bag has moderate amount of food left inside.

You unearth the plasteel strongbox that was forged by the Ancients, no doubt, and inside you find the item that you stored there for safekeeping long ago. That item is...

A) A pink crystal.
B) A black box without an opening.
C) A sword of porcelain and metal.
D) A trio of highly-volatile grenadefruits.
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMDESERT
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2022, 05:04:46 pm »

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