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[Scoops Novel]

You're telling me we should pay for a condom-stealing blast proof door mimic. And for DLC?

[None]

blast-proof rubbers

[TamerVirus]

You should only get the DLC if you're invested in the storyline involving the mimic

[Scoops Novel]

I'm invested

[Egan_BW]

But what about the feds?

I already told you the strategy for invaders, pay attention.

[EuchreJack]

blast-proof rubbers

...I hope the rubbers are blast-proof. That is one DLC worth purchasing!

[Magmacube_tr]

I know the locations of many subterranean lava tube complexes from my endless escape from the feds, so no money spent on excavating. Most tunnels are airless and incredibly hot though.  Many of 'em are unavailable if you guys are picky.

[Scoops Novel]

Every time we blow up the tunnel we'll need to clean up the lava. Does anyone know something affordable that eats lava?

[Magmacube_tr]

There are lava tube complexes of extinct volcanoes, you could try that. No lava present. But the thing is that older a complex is, more fragmented and inaccesible it is from millenia of caveins.

So both choices are have their ups and downs.

[King Zultan]

No need to eat the lava if we just ignore it and let the lava do it's thing.

[Starver]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lava_bread

Yes, I know you'll be redirected...

[Scoops Novel]

Spoiler: Starting to take shape (click to show/hide)

Underground lava tube complex, rigged explosion and a reset mechanism. Sounds like we need fire elementals as minions.

[King Zultan]

We could just set the door mimic on fire and pretend it's a fire elemental, it'll probably burn better after it steals all the rubbers.

[Scoops Novel]

... Fair enough. Ok, so after the explosion trips, and the titanium door mimic starts cleaning up the spilled lava and rubble and so on, who guards the door?

[TamerVirus]

You, obviously