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Author Topic: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!  (Read 116847 times)

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #240 on: September 11, 2022, 02:03:40 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #241 on: September 12, 2022, 12:31:08 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #242 on: September 16, 2022, 03:29:06 am »

*cough*morevotespls*cough*
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #243 on: September 16, 2022, 04:19:45 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #244 on: September 19, 2022, 01:54:03 pm »

You decide to serve her a shot of Lamp.

When you place the shot down, Chester's eyes light up with plethora of blue and red lights in checkers-like patterns, while Augstina sniffs the synthol.

"What's this?"

"Lamp. Packs a punch."

"Fine with me." She raises her credchip and you scan it. (+55c)

Today Earnings: 1062c
Monthly Earnings: 1062c


She downs the shot in one go, and coughs.

"The plebiscite clearly showed that people of Beta Copernicus IVb wanted my family to remain in power. The bureaucrats from the New Federation tried to pass the results, the 78% of citizenry voting 'yes', as a counting error! The plebiscite was not enough for the damn Council to budge. They were totally for equity and egality or whatever the words are, and that under my family's rule the basic rights were opressed. Fucking lies."

"Your family does have. Some substantial priviledges in terms of administration. Tax exemption. And preferential treatment compared to the rest of Copernicans. The badmouthing law. As example. Prohibits anyone from speaking against the ruling head of the Akrylla family."

"Hell of a priviledge! Last time someone was put in prison for that was nearly forty years ago, in the times of my grandpa."

"I was stating. An example. New Federation Council listed that law. And eight other laws. As autocratic and belitting the Copernicans."

"No euthanasia camps! No food processors! No high-risk mining or refining operations! Hell, we have a home waiting list and food stamp system! We care for the people!"

"The New Federation Council--"

"Barkeep! Give me another!"

"This synthol is priced. Fifty five credits per shot. It is unwise to get angry-drunk. On such an expensive synthol."

"Fuck you Chester, I want another Lamp and I will have it." She grumbles and crosses her arms in a pouty way. Chester hands you her shot glass and when you grab it, he squeezes the glass.

"Lady Agustina will have something. Cheaper than Lamp. Please cooperate with me in this matter." The red-eyed android took his hand away from the glass as Agustina gave him an angry stare.

You decide to...

A) Pour Agustina another shot of Lamp.
B) Listen to the suddenly spooky android and pour her some...
*A) Wóda
*B) X-Magnum
C) Try to talk Agustina off the drinks for now.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #245 on: September 19, 2022, 03:15:53 pm »

Give her a water.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #246 on: September 19, 2022, 05:30:00 pm »

...sorry angry aristocrat lady, our survival instinct is calling this one

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #248 on: September 19, 2022, 06:17:13 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #249 on: September 19, 2022, 08:49:28 pm »

BA

Lets just give her the cheapest stuff.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #250 on: September 19, 2022, 09:52:45 pm »

Ah sure, didn't realize Woda was cheaper.

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I'd give her water, but we don't wanna completely alienate the grumpy aristocrat.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #251 on: September 20, 2022, 02:07:04 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #252 on: September 20, 2022, 07:55:10 am »

a a
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We got a tie, guys
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #253 on: September 20, 2022, 08:35:19 pm »

Give 'em a Tie!

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #254 on: September 20, 2022, 08:52:11 pm »

I guess I'll switch to BA if people are really that afraid of the robot.
You gotta stand your ground with these things, though! They can smell fear.
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