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Author Topic: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!  (Read 116124 times)

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Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« on: July 20, 2022, 01:48:49 pm »

Once upon a time, you were a Drone.

Specifically bred and modified since conception until birth, then carefully brought up to serve a singular purpose. Well...

...that's until the Great Galactic War. EXO-LUMINA Corp's rule ended, the democracy returned (except in places where brutal military dictatorships took over), and the New Galactic Federation is trying stardate-by-stardate to restore human civilization from its knees.

But the instability and brutality of the past 27 years is gone. With the New Galactic Federation's Basic Rights Charter, you're no longer a Drone - you're now legally free person, and an adult, at that.

Homeless, without family, you were doing oddjobs and drifting about the galaxy without much purpose. Finally, at brink of starvation and despair, you've applied for the first job you could find on the constantly shifting Job Network.

Bartending for Synthol Refueling Conglomerate, at the Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831, Zanzibar Sector.


Name:
Designated Sex: Male, Female, Binary, Neuter
Conversational Programming: Hot-headed, Flirty, Chilly, Chatty, Amenable (pick 2)


List of Days: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10


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« Last Edit: June 27, 2024, 02:35:36 pm by Haspen »
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2022, 01:53:55 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2022, 02:06:18 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2022, 04:08:57 pm »

Ah shit, it's BACK!
I love this game!

Designated sex: Trinary  :P

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2022, 09:58:34 pm »

yessss

Name: Σ-9QP1-KR23-LMJX-01P3 Arnold. Our friends call us Arnie (or they would, if we had any).
Designated Sex: Male
Conversational Programming: Chatty, Amenable, Flirty


What's the difference between Chatty and Amenable anyway?
« Last Edit: July 21, 2022, 10:33:51 am by Superdorf »
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2022, 10:23:27 pm »

Name: Random (birth certificate reads [random unintelligible drone noises])
Designated Sex: 1 part female, 3 parts binary, shake, pour over ice
Conversational Programming: Hot-headed, Flirty
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2022, 11:52:17 pm »

Good entries but that also means votes are split ;v

What's the difference between Chatty and Amenable anyway?

Chatty is conversational and prone to discussions.
Amenable is submissive and prone to apologies.
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2022, 11:55:17 pm »

Good entries but that also means votes are split ;v
better than the alternative.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2022, 12:28:05 am »

yessss

Name: Σ-9QP1-KR23-LMJX-01P3 Arnold. Our friends call us Arnie (or they would, if we had any).
Designated Sex: Male
Conversational Programming: Chatty, Amenable


What's the difference between Chatty and Amenable anyway?
Amenable sounds awful. Replace it with flirty and I'll switch (although I still like my name better).
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2022, 12:32:11 am »

I'll vote for one that doesn't have amenable.

Like this one.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2022, 10:35:24 am »

Amenable sounds awful. Replace it with flirty and I'll switch (although I still like my name better).

Yeah, alright - amenable doesn't sound amazing, I'll edit it out. I liked Chatty last game.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2022, 12:46:19 pm »

I will count that as 2 for Nechtan and 1 for Arnold, unless Maxi says otherwise ;v
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2022, 01:14:25 pm »

I will count that as 2 for Nechtan and 1 for Arnold, unless Maxi says otherwise ;v
Yes, that's good.
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2022, 01:22:22 pm »

Make it 2 for Arnie.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2022, 01:47:27 pm »

Spoiler: EMPLOYEE FILE### (click to show/hide)

1236 USY*

Outpost 254831...

Your new workplace! Your new home! An island in the ocean of space! A fortified castle in the middle of the lawless wilderness!


The emergency travel pod (SRC couldn't afford you a liner ticket) docks within the station's cargo bay and you disembark.

The station is in the state of slight disrepair. You quickly connect your fingers to the computer interface and it gives you summary of the status... and everything's seems in order? Then again, it is corporate software we're talking about.

You log into the sensor software and there's not a single ping of impulse drive within range. No wonder; the system at which edge's you're located, Beta Carotenii, while a main sequence orange star with Sol-like parameters, has only a singular, hot gas giant orbiting it.

Besides a science satellite in high orbit of said giant and sending out periodic survey data, there's no signs of civilization - except your outpost, of course. A quartet of Jump Gates, relatively close to each other, is present in the system, but the traffic is low.

It might be hours, days, or even weeks (hopefully not) until you get your first customer - if they're interested in drinking and not just automated refuelling, that's it.

What do you do?

A) Do maintenance on the station software.
B) Do a cleanup of station sections and the bar.
C) Explore your mind and body.
D) Read the database entries on synthols and bartending topics.
E) Read about your work contract and the economics of synthol sales.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2022, 01:56:09 pm by Haspen »
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