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Author Topic: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!  (Read 107147 times)

Dustan Hache

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #900 on: December 25, 2022, 12:30:04 pm »

C-ram session!
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #901 on: December 25, 2022, 02:02:16 pm »

Time to finish the Life Support manuals!

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And its done! You've finished reading SRC Outpost Life Support Manuals, learning quite a lot about the maintenance and inner workings of these crucial systems. Repairing them should be a little easier now.

The remaining two parts of the gigantic SRC manual are Weapons and Subspace Communications, as well as Outpost Hull and Power Systems. You don't think you will truly master your Outpost until you read all of them!

Nothing stops you from doing just that!

...then again, the datapads aren't going anywhere, and neither are you, really.

A) Sooner I start, sooner I finish! Weapons and Comms next!
B) Sooner I start, sooner I finish! Hull and Power next!
C) I had enough studying; time to read edutainment bartender trivia!
D) I had enough studying; lets continue the Zirconius Series!
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #902 on: December 25, 2022, 02:36:07 pm »

Ch-Ch-Change of pace
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #903 on: December 25, 2022, 02:41:48 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #904 on: December 25, 2022, 03:41:25 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #905 on: December 25, 2022, 03:47:48 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #906 on: December 25, 2022, 04:00:20 pm »

You decide you had enough of manuals.

You fire up the bartending network and see if there's something interesting or useful in the articles.

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Apparently, Wóda is the only synthol that is based on actual alcohol, and one that dates from before the times of Galactic Federation and the Universal Calendar.

It has been brewed on planet Earth, homeworld of Humanity, for thousands of years before even humans left the surface to explore the stars. Seems very implausible, really.

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Partways into an article about a promo drinks named after Pacifica resort planet, you hear an alert.

It is not sensors - it is the commstation. Someone's hailing your station.

A) Nobody important I would assume.
B) Open hailing frequencies! Or whatever the saying goes.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #907 on: December 25, 2022, 04:14:00 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #908 on: December 25, 2022, 04:17:01 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #909 on: December 25, 2022, 04:36:45 pm »

You walk to the commstation.

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"Louise of the Most Fortunate Occurence here."

"Good morning. How can I help you?"

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"I just wanted to say goodbyes, bartending drone. We're departing in a minute. Enjoy your time here."

"Of course, sure."

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"Also, I don't know what you did to Simon, but he wants to visit on our way back through Beta Carotenii. He rarely, well, he is rather wary of strangers, I mean... well, anyway, our navpath will be taking us through here probably on 9th. We will drop in by then. So, until next time."

"Until next time."

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"Yeah. Most Fortunate Occurence out."

You wait a little bit just to make sure the sensors console pings you about the ship's departure.

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And it sure does.

Most Fortunate Occurence has undocked from your Outpost and is headed for Madagascar Jump Gate.

The outpost is yours and yours only.

A) Back to bartending trivia!
B) Actually, lets progress through Zirconius Series!
C) About time I start on those Power and Hull instructions!
D) About time I start on those Weapons and Comms instructions!
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #910 on: December 25, 2022, 04:41:47 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #911 on: December 25, 2022, 04:53:05 pm »

A. finish reading what we started.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #912 on: December 26, 2022, 01:09:41 am »

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« Reply #913 on: December 26, 2022, 02:02:15 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #914 on: December 26, 2022, 04:20:21 am »

'Time to read on weapons and communications', you tell yourself.

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You read quite a few pages and adjacent paragraphs, but you can't help but yawn from time to time. Your eyes also feel a bit heavy.

Still, you get through about 10% of material on SRC Outpost Weapons and Comms Systems. Which is not a lot, for four hours, you reckon.

A) They call it 'power-nap' and I'm gonna have one.
B) Let's switch topics to bartending trivia then, they're more interesting!
C) Time to relax with Captain Zirconius!
D) Nah, back to reading. I can do it! I know I can!
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