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Author Topic: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!  (Read 107224 times)

Haspen

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You decide to delve into the outpost schematics and manuals.

1236USY.3d/1m.0527h

You finish reviewing the entirety of the table of contents and schematic database listing. It is huge, and goes into details of every network on the station, along with backups, secondary and tertiary computers, and more.

The manuals are huge, and the basic maintenance guide you've just read isn't even half the length of one of the manuals. You decide to start with the life support and bartending network manual.

1236USY.3d/1m.0743h

DOODOO-DOOT
DOODOO-DOOT
DOODOO-DOOT

You look at the sensors stations, only to realize that the alarm is different.

It's the commstation!

You check who's hailing you.

Quote from: Commstation
INCOMING SUBSPACE TWO-WAY COMMUNICATION VIA: Poseidonis Jump Gate Automated Radio Station.

CONNECTION STATUS:
Type: Holovid real-time transmission
Quality: Visual/Audio: High/High
Frequency: S-MAIN (auto)

CALLER:
Galactic Federal Police HQ
Poseidonis Star System
Bureau of Investigations
Captain Afonso M.Romerries

The commstation asks you what to do with the incoming call.

A) Put it through.
B) Reject the polis!!
C) Audio-only.
D) Put it on hold.
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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A
Well, now we know for sure: Caesar and the law don't get along.

Superdorf

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Uff, no kidding.

A
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Egan_BW

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It's not that, it's probably about the, you know, corpse that was just found here and was in the engineering report?
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Superdorf

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...oh.
Secret skeleton. Right.
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Dustan Hache

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respect authority: action A.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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A
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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since the vote is for A anyways there is no consequences for me voting ACAB haha
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You put the call through.

A seated officer materializes through the holographic projector screen. Late 30s, a goatee, neatly combed hair, stiff collar on his dark blue uniform.

"Greetings. This is Captain Afonso Romerries, Federal Police. Do I have the pleasure of talking with Bartender Arnold of the SRC Outpost 254831?"

"Correct."

"Great. We have received a report from SRC Engineering Chief, Mrs.Eccite Muli, about discovery of skeletal remains of uindentified person on board your outpost. Is that true?"

"Yup."

"Alright. By 8am we will dispatch Frigate Heracles-14 with the forensic team on board led by Lieutenant Francis Pollio. They should arrive at your station an hour later. Until that time, do not disturb the crime scene, do not leave the station, and do not share information about it with civilian media. Is that understood?"

"Yeah."

"Splendid. Do you have any questions?"

A) "Yes, it's..." (state question here)
B) "No."
C) CHATTY: "I hope you don't mind, but I would like to offer some drinks to your officers after they're done, that's allowed, right?"
D) FLIRTY: "I hope you don't mind if I ask whether you're sending your cutest officers to my station, right?"
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B
Probably shouldn't try to get the law enforcement drunk...

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B
Agreed
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Haspen

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"No."

"Thanks for such smooth cooperation, citizen. Have a good day." The hail ends abruptly.

You look at the time - you still have about 1.5 hours before the police gets in here.

A) Continue reading the life support schematics!
B) Get on with bartending trivia hunt!
C) Maybe a chapter of Zirconius series won't hurt?
D) Just pass the time until the cops arrive!
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Kashyyk

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A - Whelp, back to work
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We're gonna need these someday, I assure you.

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