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[Superdorf]

Maintenance on the horizon! I don't think the first bartender game ever got that far

B

[Maximum Spin]

B

[Haspen]

You contact the approaching ship with an offer of drinks!

"Oh, deligver! Spadek-zu Centuur?"

You squint at the console.

A) Ask them to repeat that.
B) "Yes."
C) "No."

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

That's... quite the accent.
A, because that doesn't make much sense.

[Haspen]

"Could you repeat that please?"

"Aw, you only speak Federal. I was saying I was delighted and asked if you speak Centaurian."

"No, I do not."

"Ah, schitze. But sure, I will come down for a drink or two! See you."

What even is Centaurian? You don't remember hearing any language like that before.

A) Go prep the bar for the inevitable arrival of the new customer.
B) Go check the computer core for files on Centaurian language.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

A
Let's check the bar for stuff we need to do. If the customer doesn't bother to explain what Centaurian is, then we can go look it up.

[Egan_BW]

B, we can probably just download the language real quick.

[King Zultan]

A

[Haspen]

You go prep the bar.

1236USY.2d/1m.2145h

When the main gate opens, a small bald lady in her 40s steps inside, dressed in a gaudy jumpsuit - purple with yellow and green stripes diagonally from her left shoulder to her right hip. When she approaches the bar, you notice how small she is - a head shorter than you, and you're average.

"A, heljo baartad!" She says, eyeing the broken lights up. "You didn't have a run-in with some pieratteskum, did you?" She seats herself at a stool and eyes you curiously.

"Well, anyway, let's get to drinks, I would like a shot of something light, I am not good with liquors, even synthols."

Light?

Soft? Fruity maybe? Soft and fruity??

A) Pour her a shot of...
*A) Skinjuice
*B) Equator
*C) Creme Blanco
*D) Grande Pascale
*E) Tropico
*F) Meganekko
*F) Silkdrink
*G) Sunset Capri
B) "Sure thing, if you can specify your choice a bit more?"

[Kashyyk]

AB - Equator is Soft, so let's go with that

[EuchreJack]

AE - For El Presidente!

[Maximum Spin]

Leaning AC.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

I guess I'll also lean AC - but fair warning that I'm not really sure what any of these are, just going on the name.

[Haspen]

You serve her a shot of the white-ish Creme Blanco. The bald lady takes her shot, sniffs it, nods in approval, and with happy smile lets you scan her credchip. (+25c)

Today Earnings: 375c
Monthly Earnings: 1472c

Patron ID: Sieverta Wodnekrojjk
Occupation: PCRM State Commissar for Lambda Centauri V
Conv.style: CHATTY
Liked Drinks: SOFT
Disliked Drinks: N/A

She downs the shot in one go, and lets out a happy 'ah!'.

"Wondewriet! I needed just something like that, dear bartender. How's it going on this outpost in middle of nowhere, hm?"

CHOOSE YOUR REPLY!

A) "It's going okay."
B) CHATTY: "It was going okay and now it took a turn towards even better, because I feel I am about to have a nice chat with you, lady commissar."
C) FLIRTY: "Ah, quite well, but not as well as your colorful suit matches your sparkling eyes, lady commissar~!"
D) Complain about stuff that happened so far in just last two days.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

B
I should think chatty and chatty would get along. But we'll just have to see.