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Author Topic: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!  (Read 115062 times)

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2715 on: October 13, 2024, 12:59:33 pm »

B.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2717 on: October 13, 2024, 01:54:31 pm »

Bartending trivia is next!

1236USY.10d/1m.1606h

You spend a whole hour trying to find anything interesting only to end up tapping through whole articles on company finances and old news that were basically more of the same.

A) Come on, gimme something interesting! One more trivia dive!
B) I think this requires some Zirconius!
C) Maybe it's time for a little nap, no?
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2718 on: October 13, 2024, 02:51:18 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2720 on: October 15, 2024, 04:00:53 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2721 on: October 15, 2024, 02:49:57 pm »

You dive into the articles again.

1236USY.10d/1m.1648h

You read about Mangrove Spit, an unfortunately named drink that was meant to evoke the 'coolness' of pirate bands but failed tremendously. Its recipe contains mostly Saproot, with several other synthols mixed in to make the drinker 'feel the tree' in their mouth, whatever that entails. The article doesn't even bother hiding the recipe, seemingly to promote it - especially that just until the end of last year, SRC Central Committee was giving out awards to bartenders who managed to sell more than 5 servings of Mangrove Spit per month. Apparently there's been a total of sixteen bartenders in the whole of the Federation who achieved that feat.

You feel that last part is made-up.

Quote from: New Recipe Obtained!
MANGROVE SPIT: 126c

2 Shots of Saproot
Shot of Martian
Shot of Ambrosia

Serve in a tank glass with a lime slice.

You gently pat the counter. The cold surface of the bar does not respond to your affection gestures.

So, what now?

A) Zirconius.
B) Trivia.
C) Idle time.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2723 on: October 16, 2024, 01:45:17 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2724 on: October 16, 2024, 03:51:46 am »

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Quote from: Mangrove Spit
2 Shots of Saproot - 2x Spicy
Shot of Martian - 1x Earthy
Shot of Ambrosia - 1x Earthy, 1x Fruity

So in other words- it tastes like hot dirt.

probably not going to be a common mix, and the possibility they *were* sending out awards to people who could sell it is... high.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2725 on: October 16, 2024, 11:01:58 am »

1236USY.10d/1m.1705h

Doesn't take long for something to happen.

The sensors a-pinging, you pace to check what's going on. A ship has entered Beta Carotenii from Gamma Urquanii, but instead of moving to another Jump Gate as usual, it is holding position few light-seconds from the Jump Gate it came from.

You can't scan the ship, of course, but your comms can reach them.

A) A potential customer! Hail them!
B) *yawn*
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2726 on: October 16, 2024, 02:24:37 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2728 on: October 17, 2024, 01:34:05 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #2729 on: October 17, 2024, 08:40:00 am »

You hail the ship.

1236USY.10d/1m.1707h

A whole minute of waiting later, you notice that it has started to move, towards Madagascar Jump Gate.

The ship has ignored your hail, obviously.

A) Hail it again!
B) Watch it some more.
C) Enough of this, time for Zirconius.
D) Enough of this, time for trivia.
E) Enough of this, time for another nap.
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