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Author Topic: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!  (Read 107075 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1245 on: April 05, 2023, 03:18:08 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1246 on: April 10, 2023, 03:23:29 pm »

"So are you Caninoid by birth-mod or by choice-mod?"

"My mother really, really liked Caninoids, so my father agreed to have me modified during my mom's pregnancy. And so I came to be." Vincent looks into his glass for a while, then takes a big sip.

"I was the only Caninoid on the station my parents' lived on. Other kids gave me, well..."

"Hell! That's what kids do."

"No, not really. They just liked to pick on me, and after I grew up they just kinda got bored with it, so."

"Vincent, they gave you hell." Vincent scrunches his nose some, and then takes another sip. Meanwhile, Angela perks up and stares at him funny.

"Wait, you've never told me about this. I know you for years and a bartender gets it out of you rather than me?"

"Hey, you've never asked." Vincent grins, his tail swishing, while Angela goes back to her drink, and empties the remainder of it in one go.

"Alright, something to clean the palate, bartender. Get me a shot of Cherrybomb." With a nod, you quickly pour some of the reddish synthol into a clean shot glass and serve it to Angela. She lets you scan her credchip once more. (+10c)

Today Earnings: 910c
Monthly Earnings: 3725c


Angela barely has time to take a sip of her Cherrybomb when one of Vincent's datapads lights up and beeps at him. He leans over and pushes some buttons, then nods.

"Right, the satellite sent back the reply-query and the new code is running. We can leave for Tanzania."

"Wait, at least let's finish our drinks first." Angela says, and does just that - drinks her shot in one go. Vincent takes a more conservative sip of his Cryolamp, but there's not much left of it either.

You might have just enough time for a single query before they leave.

A) To both: "So wait, is Tanzania Station the same or a different thing from Tanzanian Astrophysics Union?"
B) To Angela: "I take it you didn't like being a teacher?"
C) To Angela: FLIRTY: "I am glad you've mellowed out, but I gotta say, I enjoyed that harsh, bossy streak you've showed~"
D) To Vincent: CHATTY: "You've mentioned earlier that you didn't deal with the kids, so are you an assistant of sorts, or just employed by Tanzanian faculty?"
E) To Vincent: FLIRTY: "Finally, I can ask where do such handsome Caninoids come from, because I haven't seen a tail this luscious and ears this cute ever before~"
F) To both: "You banter back and forth like an old couple. Are you two married?"
G) "Thanks for stopping by. Please come again, both of you."
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1247 on: April 10, 2023, 03:26:05 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1248 on: April 10, 2023, 04:41:36 pm »

F!

I will, of course, change vote if C or E get more support. We should at least send them of in style. :3
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1249 on: April 11, 2023, 12:31:23 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1250 on: April 11, 2023, 06:43:01 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1251 on: April 11, 2023, 10:50:47 pm »

f to our chances of flirting, but oh well.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1252 on: April 12, 2023, 03:37:55 pm »

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We've pestered them enough already.

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1253 on: April 16, 2023, 09:15:59 am »

fff
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Oh no a tie.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1254 on: April 19, 2023, 06:43:40 pm »

E lol
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1255 on: April 20, 2023, 12:50:35 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1256 on: April 22, 2023, 02:00:49 pm »

"You banter back and forth like an old couple. Are you two married?" Angela's face flares deep red while Vincent wheezes.

"Excuse me? No we're not."

"Would be great, but yeah, no." Vincent chuckles some more and empties his glass.

"I think we're done here." Angela says with a rather nasty voice, and Vincent nods in agreement.

"Yeah. Cya barkeep." Vincent leaves after Angela, who doesn't say anything.

You start cleaning after the duo.

1236USY.5d/1m.1836h

Shortly after you push the button on the glass washing machine, the security console pings you.

"Megas III" has undocked and is en route to Poseidonis Jump Gate.

The station is yours.

A) Time for some Zirconius!
B) Time for bartending trivia!
C) Time for maintenance manuals!
D) Time to, err, pass the time!
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1257 on: April 22, 2023, 02:30:23 pm »

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Don't we still have stuff to read?

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1258 on: April 22, 2023, 04:59:04 pm »

You return to your manuals.

Precious, wonderful, knowledge-filled manuals.

1236USY.5d/1m.1845h

You barely get anywhere when your wetware processor reminds you that your sleep period (1945-0145) begins in an hour.

Hm.

It also tells you that you could crunch the remaining 10% of Weapons manual in about two hours.

A) I can do it! At worst I will go sleep extra late today.
B) My sleep schedule is sacred. One hour of reading and no more.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2023, 05:26:04 pm by Haspen »
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1259 on: April 22, 2023, 05:00:57 pm »

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