OFF RP:
I checked everywhere, we have no sand in this location, it bothers me as we can't make glass, which compromises a lot of things related to science and stuff.
Moreover I had a very good pun that needs us to produce a decent amount of green glass.
We do however have sandy loam.
Would you agree if I modded the game just to make sandy loam usable for sand ?
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Letter from Chef Patatozaur to Should still be Overseer Neblime 27th Slate 128
Neblime,
We haven't yet received any news from the crown because I'm certain the crown didn't even want to change overseer for setting this University up and running, but since you won't listen to me, I'll do my year of overseeing this place and unless I get new orders from the King, I will let you relieve me of the role of leader.
I have another concern that might need your expertise in the engineering field, I noticed when we arrived that the location of our great University doesn't feature any running water stream, we just have murky pools, the students in botanic studies are worried by this fact. Indeed, if a drough would occur, all our above ground botanic experimentation projects might suffer from a lack of water. I also would like to get my hand on some fish, and with the security of the students and workforce in mind, I can't just let people going fishing in the open. I've seen in the mountainhome complexe mechanisms that drain water from deep below the surface. I'm sure such a project could be an interesting study matter for future years under your lead.
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Journal of Chef Patatozaur 27th of Felsite 128
One of our wannabe hunters (yeah, I don't know why but there is a dozen of guys here that claim to have joined the University for beast and hunting related studies) reported to me that one of our botanic students to be badly injured outside of the university, poor guy must have been attacked by some wild creature while he was gathering some plant samples.
Poor guy has lost his right leg and has remained there for I don't know how much time. I asked everyone here if anyone had medical knowledge, turns out in this whole University, out of 100 dwarves, noone has any skill in medical field. I immediately designated 4 bedrooms in the service quarters to be used as medical studies room. I then interviewed people here to find good candidates for medical studies and practice. Turns out a lot of lads here don't even know what studies they'd like to pursue here and just came here to party.
Congrats to Medtob Nakiscog and Zasit Ammosus one the validation of your registration to Medicine 101
Melbil Tulonnefec and Shorast Keskalrithar, congrats on the validation of your registration to Surgery 101
Your first case is a botanic student missing a leg, good luck !
Melbil: "But... I have never done anything like that before, isn't someone there to teach us before we have to actually do live surgery, or training or anything like that ?"
Me: "It is practice makes perfect ! There isn't better training than doing it live right ? Anyway, it's not like medicine is rocket science right ?
Shorast: "What ? What's rocket ? And what if we kill him ?
Me: "You can't make an ommelet without breaking eggs ! And for the killing part, just don't kill him and we'll be alright ! Good luck and now, get of my kitchen, I have other matters to settle."
My wife Tobul Limulselor, an amazing and gorgeous dwarf woman, master in masonry then entered my kitchen and told me:
"Hey, since you are the overseer now, could you make a decent room for us? You know, I've been apointed to be president of the student council (mayor) and an office wouldn't harm"
To what I answered:
"You know about that new University Restaurant we're building currently ? We need tables and thrones, you know I love thrones, would you mind making me let's say, 50 thrones and a few tables ? Thrones are awesome ! Please ! if you make that for me, I'll arrange some rooms near the kitchen for us."
I love my wife, she makes the best thrones in the country, that's why I married her.
Anyway, I've noticed lately that near half of the students here are just freeloading and just hang out with their friends or party in the service quarters meeting room. When I ask them what cursus they registered in, most of them gave me a blank look. I can't tell how many times I've heard this exact phrase today:
"What's a University ?"
Damn, this year will be tedious...