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A blight, a scourge on tranquility, an offence to all that is sensible

24 (46.2%)

A blessing, a kindness of a stranger, a mirthful stimulation

7 (13.5%)

Only a sith deals in absolutes

21 (40.4%)

Total Members Voted: 51

[Scoops Novel]

...

looks around nervously

And the circus?

[Loud Whispers]

There's no sea. When you get thrown overboard on a forum, you land in the lower boards. That's why we're all here - we've hit the rock bottom. The only way out is the sparingly merciful banhammer.

So you got the surface dwellers, who fear the mermaids

Then you have the mermaids, who fear the trench-dwelling deep sea anglermaids

Then you have the glow in the dark deep sea anglermaids who worship the hypnohydra and the dagonic pathos, who understand that everyone else is an anglermaid, even if they don't know it yet

[Vector]

Context: I've been ill for the past 6 months and this is the best I can do.

You've been sick for 6 months? What's going on hon? Is it the Rona? Pregnancy?


My ex-boyfriend brought me here to make friends in 2009 and I became a Mafia edgelord. Still never played DF

[Scoops Novel]

I'm coming out of it, don't sweat it.

There's no sea. When you get thrown overboard on a forum, you land in the lower boards. That's why we're all here - we've hit the rock bottom. The only way out is the sparingly merciful banhammer.

So you got the surface dwellers, who fear the mermaids

Then you have the mermaids, who fear the trench-dwelling deep sea anglermaids

Then you have the glow in the dark deep sea anglermaids who worship the hypnohydra and the dagonic pathos, who understand that everyone else is an anglermaid, even if they don't know it yet

I asked for the circus, and i got the circus.

[King Zultan]

Then it turns out that Earth was the circus the whole time.

[voliol]

Then it turns out that Earth was the circus the whole time.

The sky is a vault of sweet azure adamantine.

[Scoops Novel]

A surprisingly effective sentence.

[EuchreJack]

I think, with the multiple Novel name changes, we can safely conclude that Novel is Divinely Blessed and above our ability to judge.

[TamerVirus]

“Bay12 has made their decision, now let them enforce it!” - Scoops ‘Novel ‘Novel’ Scoops’ Novel

[nenjin]

There's no sea. When you get thrown overboard on a forum, you land in the lower boards. That's why we're all here - we've hit the rock bottom. The only way out is the sparingly merciful banhammer.

So you got the surface dwellers, who fear the mermaids

Then you have the mermaids, who fear the trench-dwelling deep sea anglermaids

Then you have the glow in the dark deep sea anglermaids who worship the hypnohydra and the dagonic pathos, who understand that everyone else is an anglermaid, even if they don't know it yet

We're all Forgotten Beasts down here.

[King Zultan]

But do we all float down here, because if we're supposed to I must be missing something as I can't.

[TamerVirus]

EMERGENCY MEETING

THE ENTITY KNOWN AS ‘SCOOPS NOVEL’ DARED TO PERFORM NECROMANCY ON A THREAD FROM 2008
SUCH A BLATANT AND VILE ACT WITH TERRIFYING IMPLICATIONS

WHAT SAY US ALL?

[MrRoboto75]

I vote to space myself

[Cthulhu]

I think I've made my stance clear in the replies, I think novel is basically spamming and should put this shit on twitter.

[King Zultan]

Make him walk the plank!