"Damn it I forgot to load my rifle."
Reload the assault rifle, then see if the tank can be fixed with what I have on hand.
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Character description: An angry looking balding man that has a mustache, he's wearing a filthy old lab coat.
Special abilities: He knows how to bring the dead back to life with the power of science, and how to give anything human level intelligence also with the power of science!
Inventory:
Damaged van with a lab
Map
Gun
Tank broken
Assault rifle
First aid kit
Some robot parts
Frankenmoose a little dumb
Abandoned warehouse somewhat damaged and well stocked wide assortment of tools, weapons (several different types of pistols, shotguns, assault rifles, swords, spears, axes, rocket launchers, nuclear warheads, and at least fifteen to twenty tanks), and building materials, toys and holiday decorations
(1) To your surprise, while trying to diagnose the tank, it literally falls to pieces.
"Find some other city! This one is mine!"
"Dream Dragon, grant me the power I deserve! Make me grow!"
Appeal to the dream dragon while I prepare to earn my city.
Name: Rachel Mallory
Character Description: A six foot long bright red winged western dragon. Or a five foot tall red-haired 13 year old human child.
Special Abilities: Draconic greed. Having more of anything, be it food, wealth, fame, territory, etcetera, grants more power.
Fire Magic: Control over the element of fire.
Obsidian Bracelet
Dragon Transformation: Can change between human and dragon forms.
-> +1 Claws and Fangs.
-> Obsidian scales + lava.
Acquired: Damaged suburban home.
Obsidian Bracelet
$120
Billions of Loot!
Position as 'security guard' for some large building.
Now claimed as territory with a dragon banner.
Several quality steakhouses.
Grab a couple trees or telephone poles or something and begin hitting things in time to the clock ticking. I'm not even sure if ArgleBargle could hear or care about what Rachel said, but if she has done enough damage to get Argle's attention, he'll pursue her singlemindedly for a while.
Name:ArgleBargle
Character description: A two hundred foot tall angry black pantherman
Special abilities:
Special Ability 1: is 200 feet tall. Somehow violates the square-cube law and doesn't collapse under his own weight
Special ability 2: Angry smash and slash. Basically a chaotic berserker, hell bent on destruction
Special ability 3: Anchor of an Old One. The more attention ArgleBargle gets, the more attention of the Old One is drawn to this world. Chaos Beings spawn in the wake of ArgleBargle's mighty deeds. Ironically, ArgleBargle's Old One's attribute is Ennui, meaning that his creatures induce a state of indifference and boredom. think: waiting at a dentist's office for your friend who is getting their wisdom teeth pulled. think: 3:30 on a Friday at the office - the beige walls crawling with blandness and a faint sense of decay, the clock ticking away just outside your field of vision, and one last task that should take fifteen minutes but is going to take two hours to complete.
(Rachel Mallory)
(1) The dream dragon does not reply.
(ArgleBargle)
(1) (I wish I was making these rolls up myself)
Argle’s constant flailing about continues even while trying to pick trees or telephone poles up, which makes him throw them in random directions almost immediately. (3v3) One such telephone pole happens to glance off the side of a currently inattentive Rachel, who at the moment was requesting something of her personal deity or something, but has snapped back to the situation at hand after having been scraped by the pole.
(Hidden) Both of you notice that the ticking is deliberately slowing down, as if making fun of the situation.
Proceed to gather wood for a fire, and scout the surrounding woods.
Name: Azal
Special Ability:
- Demonology: The art of summoning, and invoking power of demonic origin. A very dangerous kind of magic that if used improperly can end up backfiring on a practitioner.
(3) The wood you gather should last the night. The immediate surrounding woods hide nothing noteworthy.
Use my robots presidential influence to get a bunch of money to upgrade myself cybernetically.
Make self replicating combat robot drones and build up my robot army.
(4) Your robot’s presidential influence does manage to secure enough money for you to fund your cybernetic enhancement and produce your flying, self-duplicating battle machines.
Villain leaderboard:
1.Logan Von Newman
2. ArgleBargle
3. Rachel Mallory
4. Dr. Unpleasant
5. Martha Caldwell
6. Azal of the Crimson Order
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