Put it on! Put it on!
Name: Rachel Mallory
Character Description: A six foot long bright red winged western dragon. Or a five foot tall red-haired 13 year old human child.
Special Abilities: Draconic greed. Having more of anything, be it food, wealth, fame, territory, etcetera, grants more power.
Fire Magic: Control over the element of fire.
Dragon Transformation: Can change between human and dragon forms.
-> +1 Claws and Fangs.
Acquired: Damaged suburban home.
Obsidian Bracelet
$120
Billions of Loot!
You put on the bracelet, and your skin turns into obsidian, becoming rough and jagged in the process, with lava slowly dripping off of your claws.
"Mission accomplished time to get the hell out of here."
Make sure Frankenmoose is in the van, then turn around and drive back to the town and look for an abandoned warehouse.
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Character description: An angry looking balding man that has a mustache, he's wearing a filthy old lab coat.
Special abilities: He knows how to bring the dead back to life with the power of science, and how to give anything human level intelligence also with the power of science!
Inventory: Damaged van with a lab, map, gun, first aid kit, some robot parts, Frankenmoose a little dumb
(4) You locate an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town. It’s been abandoned for a long time though, and it looks like it’s falling apart a little.
What? a legitimate opponent and not merely an undersized madwoman? ArgleBargle is furious that his quest to stomp a superstore was interrupted. Jump up and down, stomp the ground, and begin throwing all the things at Martha.
Name:ArgleBargle
Character description: A two hundred foot tall angry black pantherman
Special abilities:
Special Ability 1: is 200 feet tall. Somehow violates the square-cube law and doesn't collapse under his own weight
Special ability 2: Angry smash and slash. Basically a chaotic berserker, hell bent on destruction
Special ability 3: Anchor of an Old One. The more attention ArgleBargle gets, the more attention of the Old One is drawn to this world. chaos beings spawn in the wake of ArgleBargle's mighty deeds. Ironically, ArgleBargle's Old One's attribute is Ennui, meaning that his creatures induce a state of indifference and boredom. think: waiting at a dentist's office for your friend who is getting their wisdom teeth pulled. think: 3:30 on a Friday at the office - the beige walls crawling with blandness and a faint sense of decay, the clock ticking away just outside your field of vision, and one last task that should take fifteen minutes but is going to take two hours to complete.
Name: Martha Caldwell
Character description: An elderly lady made entirely from shiny chrome metal, except for glowing blue eyes.
Special abilities: Metallic Resilience, Dodge, Parry
Hit the parry button a bunch of times.
Arglebargle vs Martha(6+2 v 3+2) Gonna be honest, I was never sure how Martha would be able to parry shockwaves from ArgleBargle’s furious stomping, or the buildings being thrown at her with surprising accuracy and velocity. Martha survives the onslaught, but now is really banged up and has sizable dents in nearly every area except the more critical ones thanks to her
attempts at parrying.
Somehow get my robot army through manipulation of the space time continuum
(3) You’re able to reach into the past just long enough to pull forward a mere handful of your first generation of robots before they were destroyed. They’re still under the impression that they’re fighting a flock of killer chickens and continue flailing for a bit.
Villain Leaderboard
1. Rachel Mallory
2. ArgleBargle
3. Martha Caldwell
4. Logan Von Newman
5. Dr. Unpleasant