Name: Martha Caldwell
Character description: An elderly lady made entirely from shiny chrome metal, except for glowing blue eyes.
Special abilities: Metallic Resilience, Dodge, Parry
Go find a villain to punch. And then punch them.
Ok. Time to roll for your target. (4) You go find ArgleBargle. Unfortunately, you also find a massive cloud of killer chickens locked in deadly combat with the 200 foot tall berserking creature, so to get to him, you’ll need to get through the chickens.
Martha vs Chickens(2 v 5) You start smacking away some chickens, but this gets their attention very quickly, and you find yourself being repeatedly pecked and clawed at by the unnaturally vicious birds…again.
Rest atop my massive pile of loot. Surely today was worth a reward!
Name: Rachel Mallory
Character Description: A six foot long bright red winged western dragon. Or a five foot tall red-haired 13 year old human child.
Special Abilities: Draconic greed. Having more of anything, be it food, wealth, fame, territory, etcetera, grants more power.
Fire Magic: Control over the element of fire.
Dragon Transformation: Can change between human and dragon forms.
-> +1 Claws and Fangs.
Acquired: Damaged suburban home.
$120
Billions of Loot!
Ahh classic dragon nap time. (2) Odd…the one who gave you the box last time doesn’t appear.
"God damn it, why is it melting I must have missed something."
Act quickly and find what I did wrong to cause it to start melting then fix it, after I stop the melting get back to trying to bring it back to life.
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Character description: An angry looking balding man that has a mustache, he's wearing a filthy old lab coat.
Special abilities: He knows how to bring the dead back to life with the power of science, and how to give anything human level intelligence also with the power of science!
Inventory: Damaged van with a lab, map, gun, melting dead moose, first aid kit
(3) You manage to stop the melting, but the moose still lays there, not moving. Well at least you got more time to think.
Name: Logan Von Newman
Description: A mad scientist wearing a pristine white lab coat with slick black hair and golden eyes. His flesh squirms around when agitated due to a failed super solider serum he injected into himself.
Special Abilities:
Mad Scientist: Able to create basically anything given enough time/resources.
Perfect Science: is inhumanly skilled at all fields of science.
Blessed: Absurdly lucky, everything in his life just seems to go his way, resulting in him being the owner of a prosperous and thriving company which specializes in security.
Send some robots to kill the other villains while I try to fix my body through cybernetic enhancements.
Way to stack up the mayhem. You send your robots out to attack (it’ll be interesting to see how they fare against the chickens)
(2) You attempt to get yourself wired up to robotic limbs and other attachments and such. None of which seem to be functional.
Time to speed up the chicken combat: eat TWO at a time instead of just one! Whatever's forming at my feet can wait, probably.
Name:ArgleBargle
Character description: A two hundred foot tall angry black pantherman
Special abilities:
Special Ability 1: is 200 feet tall. Somehow violates the square-cube law and doesn't collapse under his own weight
Special ability 2: Angry smash and slash. Basically a chaotic berserker, hell bent on destruction
Special ability 3: Anchor of an Old One. The more attention ArgleBargle gets, the more attention of the Old One is drawn to this world. chaos beings spawn in the wake of ArgleBargle's mighty deeds. Ironically, ArgleBargle's Old One's attribute is Ennui, meaning that his creatures induce a state of indifference and boredom. think: waiting at a dentist's office for your friend who is getting their wisdom teeth pulled. think: 3:30 on a Friday at the office - the beige walls crawling with blandness and a faint sense of decay, the clock ticking away just outside your field of vision, and one last task that should take fifteen minutes but is going to take two hours to complete.
ArgleBargle vs Chickens(3+1 v 2)You try to eat two chickens at a time, and while it is somewhat faster this way, their constant flapping and squirming makes it difficult and irritating.
Meanwhile Logan Von Newman’s robot army split into groups to attack everyone else.Logan’s Robots vs Martha, ArgleBargle, and a LOT of chickens (because they’re all in the same area in a free for all)(1 v 4+1) The robots find it considerably difficult to do anything to Martha, who smacks them around pretty bad without even noticing them.
(6 v 3+1) ArgleBargle is not so fortunate in fending off the robots, but all they are really able to do is attack his feet. (hidden) This however causes the unidentified thing that was already there to become more active and it pulls itself completely together into what looks like a swirling mass of tv static.
(6 v 5) But most strange is the brutal fight the robots get themselves in with the chickens. The robots outskill them, sure, but the sheer ferocity of the chickens almost balances out the advantage. Feathers and robot parts collectively go flying.
Logan’s robots vs Rachel(4 v 5) Sheesh. Even while asleep, Rachel is capable of fending off opposition, though not without some bruises and scrapes.
Logan’s robots vs Dr. Unpleasant(4 v 6) After the chicken incident, Dr. Unpleasant takes no chances, and manages to pull a win and deactivate the attackers with some of his lab stuff.
Villain Leaderboard:
1. Logan Von Newman
2. Rachel Mallory
3. Martha Caldwell
4. ArgleBargle
5. Dr. Unpleasant
(The tables might be turning next round…)