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[RoseHeart]

Rise even higher.

(1) A downward current bears down on the balloon, but it perseveres and climbs very high, very quickly. As it slowly rotates, more sponsor logos can be seen, such as Animal Planet and TESLA.

Spoiler: Sponsor Balloon (click to show/hide)

major maneuver: -12 fuel
major failure: -12 fuel

068/100 fuel

Oh, my X wing? it's actually a mildly used glider with four wings secured to the Fuselage with tapes and super glue, the Four "ion engines" that propel it is made from some  "Recycled" magnetrons I got from some used microwave from the local trash heap.
It's armed with four laser pointers that I personally modified to fire "bots" of light through a lengthy process involving among other things making a lense from the bose einstein condensate of Tungsten Hexafluoride along with a speaker that goes "pew-pew" whenever the laser fires to get a authentic X-wing experence.
It's all powered a Teslia car battary that "on loan"

(3+2=5) (Not understanding your jargon, but...) Seeing it is a modified solar glider, the inspector has cleared you for take-off. The rear propeller spins and becomes an even hum, and the plane rolls off into the sky!

Spoiler: X Wing Solar Glider (click to show/hide)

minor maneuver: -8
major success: -0

Charge: 092/100
Battery Power: -2 to Major Maneuvers.
Solar Panels: +2 to Minor Maneuvers.

Update: Game will end on June 19th. (3 more days)

small capsules filled with confetti are actually filled with powerful chemicals that cause horrible mutations

Okay, take out the magic, leave in the absurd amount of weaponry.

Just a lighthearted [...] Airshow [...] no winners, and no losers

I'm not doing any hostile actions whatsoever, sorry.

No vehicle, is a non-sapient pidgeon. No magic or technology.
Catch a bug.

Thanks but it's an airshow. Which means vehicles.

[Knightwing64]

FINE

Be a random person displaying as a ork in a deffkopta with lots of prop weaponry.

Throw down a paint bomb and yell WAAGHHHHH

[Egan_BW]

Yes it's an airshow, and I am a bird at it.

[RoseHeart]

FINE

Fortunately the inspector has ear-protection.

Be a random person displaying as a ork in a deffkopta with lots of prop weaponry.

Throw down a paint bomb and yell WAAGHHHHH

(6+1=7) With the all-clear, the scrappy looking heli rises into the blue sky. It then locks-on to a gathering in the village. Closing in it rises up, the engine coughs and sputters a little foul smoke, but the pilot is unphased. And then ... something whistles towards the village. POP a massive slime green paint bomb goes off. Most of the children and adults laugh, though a tiny portion leave to bathe.

Spoiler: Deffkopta Helicopter (click to show/hide)

major maneuver: -12 fuel
overshoot: -6 fuel

082/100 fuel
5/6 paint bombsAggressive Pilot: +1 Major Maneuvers.
Impatient Pilot: -1 Minor Maneuvers.

Yes it's an airshow, and I am a bird at it.

A pigeon isn't any type of technology, it's a pigeon.

[King Zultan]

Upon realizing that someone has foiled his sinister plot by replacing his bombs with balls filled with regular confetti, the man in the biplane begins flying back towards the airfields to try to figure out who messes with his plans.

[RoseHeart]

the man in the biplane begins flying back towards the airfields

(5)

The plane lands and the man steps off.

[King Zultan]

He quickly rolls the biplane into the hanger and begins his investigation trying to figure out who foiled his plans!

[RoseHeart]

He quickly rolls the biplane into the hanger and begins his investigation trying to figure out who foiled his plans!

I'm not doing any hostile actions whatsoever, sorry.

Would you like to roll a new vehicle with your remaining fuel?
(Not really interested trying to make your actions non-hostile, if you're not gunna get onboard.)

[King Zultan]

I am on board and I was gonna do the investigation without hostile stuff, or do you only want us doing stuff in the air?

[RoseHeart]

I am on board and I was gonna do the investigation without hostile stuff, or do you only want us doing stuff in the air?

I just want to do a peaceful airshow.

[King Zultan]

Well I guess I get back into the biplane and start flying around again.

[RoseHeart]

Well I guess I get back into the biplane and start flying around again.

(6) The propeller sputters and stalls, then chokes to life. The WWI biplane zooms off.

Spoiler: WWI Biplane (click to show/hide)

minor maneuver: -8 fuel
major success: -0 fuel

minor maneuver: -8 fuel
overshoot: -3 fuel

063/100 fuel
09/12 confetti bombs

[Knightwing64]

Mix two paint bomb together and create a new paint bomb to throw down. Hell another waaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh for the kids as my DEFFKOPTA let’s out a alarming amount of smoke.

[RoseHeart]

Mix two paint bomb together and create a new paint bomb to throw down. Hell another waaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh for the kids as my DEFFKOPTA let’s out a alarming amount of smoke.

(5+1=6)
The Deffkopta performs an impressive loop and releases a bomb, but shooting it up. As the bomb slows and begins to drop, the Deffkopta hurls another bomb straight at it. Red and blue paint splash and swirl, then a bunch of houses get a smattering of purple paint dumped on them. Unfortunately the Deffkopta also got splashed too.

Spoiler: Deffkopta Helicopter (click to show/hide)

major maneuver: -12 fuel
overshoot: -6 fuel

064/100 fuel
3/6 paint bombs

Aggressive Pilot: +1 Major Maneuvers.
Impatient Pilot: -1 Minor Maneuvers.

[Knightwing64]

There can never be too many bombs! Try to aim the bombs, using them to splash paint in a way that draws a ork. Graffiti!

(I know bombs don’t work that way. It’s the rule of funny, work with me and I will give you a free ork DEFFKOPTA at your local Walmart)