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[Scoops Novel]

Another one specially for Starver

[Magmacube_tr]

Starver, God of Paranoia

Who told you that!?!?

It was me!

Gasp

Yes! I did it like this!

Powww

Whoopdeedoo!

[Scoops Novel]

Always remember to worship yourself.

[King Zultan]

I'd make a shitty god so no I won't be worshiping myself.

[Starver]

...and it could make you go blind.

[Scoops Novel]

Looking for a god of progress

[Scoops Novel]

They carry the energies!

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Tyche - a goddess of gambling

[Loud Whispers]

Step on me Tyche

[Magmacube_tr]

Dionysus, the God of Wine, Parties, Religious Ecstasy, Rebirt, Madness and all sorts of other junk probably.

No picture because I can't find one that is like my mental image of him. They are all either fat old man, or huge pieces of muscle.

I always imagined him being like those cute e-boy TikTokers, with a only cluster of grape vines as a loincloth. I dunno why. I guess I like the imagery of all the other god with all sorts of jewels, giant forms, softest of fabrics, grand halls and pearly marble thrones, and him standing out, looking like a human-sized, naked homeless teenager sitting on the ground somewhere in that picture.

[Scoops Novel]

Tyche would step on him

[Magmacube_tr]

Step on me Tyche

Tyche would step on him

Then I have no choice but to summon The Toady One, The Great, Patron God of The Twelfth Bay to banish you from this realm with these magic words.

"tody pls ban"

[King Zultan]

But if Novel gets banned there won't be any more random threads to say weird crap on.

[Loud Whispers]

I like the scale of Dionysus to Bacchus

One parties too hard and the other one is a wild bear that's eaten a bag full of cocaine and mead

[Scoops Novel]

I mean, Dionysius is the god of madness. What the hell that makes Bacchus I can't tell you.

... i guess a wild bear that's eaten a bag full of cocaine and mead