The year: 3600. The eldest gods of Earth have long since left for fresh passion projects, and the desperate last-ditch pay-to-win campaigns implemented by the new owners just aren't turning a profit anymore. The last maintainers have somberly decided to terminate the project. One last hope is offered: if a unanimous decision can be reached among eight chosen candidates, the maintainers have agreed to transfer ownership of Earth to the fans, who can continue to run community servers. The opportunity to control the entire Earth is a tempting one, however, and, while everyone pays lip-service to the ideal of a free and open-source Earth, some of the chosen candidates hope to keep Earth proprietary so they can finally implement lootboxes and wring a little more money out of the playerbase. Only a desperate struggle of persuasion over the hearts and minds of the eight candidates can determine the future of Earth...
Yet amidst all this, one extra player has infiltrated the all-important corporate meeting. According to rumor, this individual spent billions of dollars (about $3.50 in today's currency) on a super-limited-edition realistic cat outfit DLC only minutes before the announcement of the server closure; filled with invidious rage over not only this wasted opportunity, but a whole lifetime of watching furry dreams slip away, the mystery player's only desire is to stall the negotiations until the server maintainers run out of money and have no choice but to put an end to everyone's fun.
Ten days of server funds remain. Unless you are the Serial Molester, you win when everyone (except the Serial Molester) shares your alignment, no matter what that might be. Whether you choose to fight for open- or closed-source is your own decision. Well, except insofar as it's actually the decision of other players voting to change your alignment.
Day 1 has begun. It will end on or around this time tomorrow, or possibly sooner if all votes have been cast. I
still have a sleep disorder, but I'll do my best to keep a reasonable pace.