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[Stirk]

Poke out hatch and ready action to stabbo tankhammer when he gets close enough to stabbo. Wild strike, pls.

Overwatch set. Unless you really rather it be a ready action, in which case ready action set.

[Egan_BW]

Is melee overwatch a thing? I mean to skewer him when he gets close to interrupt the attack or something which probably isn't a thing but it's the thought that counts.

[Stirk]

Is melee overwatch a thing? I mean to skewer him when he gets close to interrupt the attack or something which probably isn't a thing but it's the thought that counts.

I had assumed stabbo was stubbo. Fine. You're in melee underwatch.

[Maximum Spin]

Aim and shoot whichever ork I like least with my hand cannon.

[Stirk]

Aim and shoot whichever ork I like least with my hand cannon.

Apparently the Ork you like the least is the one hiding under the dirt, because that is where your bullet lands.

Finally the allied APCs ram through the wall and enter the fort. After another embarrassing miss, they also manage to eliminate the Tank Hammer Ork that somehow failed to explode them in a hail of bolter fire.

Gunnar->NPC APC->Thale->Bahzil->Orks->Eltiazh
Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Ork 55 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 52 meters from fortress,
NPC APCs -0 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 55 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Tankhamma Ork 18 meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[BlackPaladin99]

pin cannon

[Stirk]

pin cannon

Kannon is pinned.

[hector13]

do prescience unfettered, shoot the nearest tankhammer ork with chimera weapons.

[Stirk]

do prescience unfettered, shoot the nearest tankhammer ork with chimera weapons.

Prescience fails big time. But not big enough for you to die yet. I'm not sure what gun you're actually using but you also miss big time, the nearest Ork being the Ork that isn't dead.

The Tankhammer Ork runs straight toward your Chimera, like an idiot. The other two Orks run straight away from your Chimera, like geniuses. All other Orks prepare to fight the horde of incoming APCs in the background.

The Grots desperately throw their ammunition into the kannon. It is now ready to fire next turn.

Gunnar->NPC APC->Thale->Bahzil->Orks->Eltiazh
Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Ork 37 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 52 meters from fortress,
NPC APCs -0 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 55 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Tankhamma Ork 36 meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[hector13]

((We only have lasers on the chimera I thought?))

[Stirk]

((We only have lasers on the chimera I thought?))

Your Chimera has:

Your Chimera is a fine machine. Compared to the Constructors it is clearly a weapon of war, with guns glittering on all sides. Its mighty tracks make it look much closer to a tank than an APC. It is equipped with a standard multi-laser attached to its turret, a heavy bolter on the hull, and a pintle mounted stubber like a cherry on top. Even those who don't get one of the big guns can fire their weapons through one of the firing points without fear of retaliation from enemy infantry. Truly the Chimera is the God Emperor's own fist.

>Multi-laser main gun
>Heavy Bolter on the hull
>Pintle mounted Stubber

All of which have different stats depending on which one you're shooting.

[hector13]

((Well… let’s retcon I’m manning whichever is best at putting holes in orks.

And while we’re retconning that, retcon that I actually hit :p))

[Stirk]

((Well… let’s retcon I’m manning whichever is best at putting holes in orks.

And while we’re retconning that, retcon that I actually hit :p))

That is the Multilaser, which the Toaster is on.

Second is probably the Bolter, which I guess you're on now.

[Egan_BW]

"Huh! You guys are actually pretty slow on foot, huh? Feeling jealous of our awesome technology yet, ye bastards!?"

Suppress tonkhommah with my dinky flashlight. To slow him down for easy roadkill, of course.

[Stirk]

"Huh! You guys are actually pretty slow on foot, huh? Feeling jealous of our awesome technology yet, ye bastards!?"

Suppress tonkhommah with my dinky flashlight. To slow him down for easy roadkill, of course.

Tankhammer...valiantly continues charging through your lasgun fire. Maybe because it wouldn't hurt him on a hit?