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[Maximum Spin]

He tried blowing himself up plenty of times! I thought that is why he was your friend!

Well, sure, I didn't say I had a problem with it.

[hector13]

I guess I should run to the Chimera and jump in.

Should I have any actions left, man one of the weapons and shoot at the orks nearby

[Stirk]

I guess I should run to the Chimera and jump in.

Should I have any actions left, man one of the weapons and shoot at the orks nearby

You run to the safety of the Chimera before you can be blown to bits. You've probably never felt more grateful for a suit of heavy armor.

One of the Orks manages to stop panicking and turns around to fire at your nurse. He misses. The other one keeps running.

Dismount Kannon hits two meters away from your Chimera! In a stunning display of competence both the APC and nurse manage to successfully dodge the blast! I'm not sure why the dice have been so merciful. Havir isn't so lucky and is Injured - not that it means much when the safety of the Chimera is upon you.

The Grots manning the mount-side wall kannons begin fleeing now that the enemy has their own kannon in their faces. The Tank Hammer does the opposite, jumping from the wall onto the top of the Tank and hitting its weak armor with its explosive payload. Smoke immediately begins to fly from the hammer. The Ork looks at his weapon in confusion.

The remaining Tank Hammer waits to see if you'll get closer to him.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie Soul is exactly the size of a feather.
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 105 meters from fortress
Ork 73 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera X meters from fortress, 0 from Eltiazh Wait how are you 40 meters from her but also on her. Whatever, you're next to her now.
NPC APCs 0 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 72 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Abandoned
Wall Kannon 3 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Abandoned
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from APC (APC side)
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[Egan_BW]

Mount up mount up mount up.

[Stirk]

Mount up mount up mount up.

You (and presumably your brother unless you decide to leave him behind) mount up. You are now mounted up.

[Egan_BW]

Look, my brother can do what he wants, I can't be expected to babysit him. What is he, my brother?

[Maximum Spin]

You gotta start reminding me when it's my turn.

DRIVE BACK THE WAY WE CAME in the direction of Richie, I forgot we still have to pick him up.

[Stirk]

You gotta start reminding me when it's my turn.

DRIVE BACK THE WAY WE CAME in the direction of Richie, I forgot we still have to pick him up.

You drive up to the surprisingly intact corpse of the fisherman. Gill scoops up the body and casually throws it in the back with the rest of the peasants.

The APC's tracks screech and kick up dirt as they attempt to ram the walls down to no avail. The gunners backscratch the Tankhammer Ork with their heavy stubbers, managing to get a whole hit in thanks to their close proximity.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Ork 73 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 52 meters from fortress,
NPC APCs 0 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 72 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Abandoned
Wall Kannon 3 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Abandoned
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from APC (APC side) 7 Wounds
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[BlackPaladin99]

keep pinning cannon

[Stirk]

keep pinning cannon

The Kannon is pinned!

Gunnar->NPC APC->Thale->Bahzil->Orks->Eltiazh

[hector13]

Er…

Man one of the cannon gun things and pin a different kannon

[Stirk]

Er…

Man one of the cannon gun things and pin a different kannon

There is currently one operating kannon and your tin can just pinned it.

[hector13]

engage prescience unfettered and then use oner the chimera’s guns to shoot at the more dangerous of the two tankhammer orks

[Stirk]

engage prescience unfettered and then use oner the chimera’s guns to shoot at the more dangerous of the two tankhammer orks

You fail to call upon the power of the warp, but you and the rest of your squad arn't eaten by demons so lets consider the roll a win.

Theoretically the most dangerous Ork is the closest Ork, so you shoot the nearest tankhammer. Well you make a good faith effort to. You miss.

The grots reload their grot cannon half way due to the pinning. The Tankhammer ork of the back of the chimera manages to miss his Tankhammer strike. No, I don't get it either. The other Tankhammer ork figures this is as close as your going to get and jumps from the fortress while charging at you. The two other Orks start running back toward the fort, for whatever Orky reason.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Ork 55 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 52 meters from fortress,
NPC APCs 0 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 55 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from APC (APC side) 7 Wounds
Tankhamma Ork 18 meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[Egan_BW]

Poke out hatch and ready action to stabbo tankhammer when he gets close enough to stabbo. Wild strike, pls.