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[Egan_BW]

nade

Which type?

The- why would I use krak or firebomb here? Frag please.

[Stirk]

The- why would I use krak or firebomb here? Frag please.

Nothing this far has suggested to me that any of you would take the logical path in any given situation so I have to check.

You pull out the grenade, pull the pin, and toss it as far as you possibly can. The grenade. Hopefully not the pin. There is no way you could possibly get close to running Orks at this distance but like the ancient terran saying goes "Close counts in Horus shoes and hand grenades". It detonates 3 meters from the Orks with a 3 meter blast. One Ork manages to jump out of the way, the other is hit by shrapnel from the frag grenade.

Orks are really, really tough. Not sure if I ever mentioned that before but they are. The grenade blast only manages to do a single damage to the charging Ork. So good luck dealing with those guys.

You are no longer concealed after having thrown your explosives.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie Soul currently being weighed against a feather
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover 106 meters from fortress
Ork 73 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 150 meters from fortress, 130 from allies
NPC APCs 120 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 72 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed Jammed
Wall Kannon 3 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (APC side)
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[Egan_BW]

Sign. I'd like to spend 300xp on getting Dodge, please.

"If you're gonna use those awesome magical powers of yours on these Orks, now is probably a prudent time!"

[Stirk]

That wraps around to me, and no matter what Egan's turn does, I'm still going to want to drive at a normal speed toward them.

Unless they both die, I guess.

I guess that counts as an action. They both end up not being dead so you continue to drive at them. Maybe next turn!

The Allied APCs also continue going toward their goal, while being more shooty about it. Still mostly just to keep the pinning up.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie Soul currently being weighed against a feather
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover 106 meters from fortress
Ork 73 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 140 meters from fortress, 70 from allies
NPC APCs 60 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 72 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed Jammed
Wall Kannon 3 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (APC side)
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[BlackPaladin99]

pin the orks closest to my allies

[Stirk]

pin the orks closest to my allies

You successfully pin both of the rushing Orks, defeating them as a threat! Of course now the kannon isn't being suppressed...

[hector13]

cast/channel prescience unfettered, and shoot the ork closest to me

[Stirk]

cast/channel prescience unfettered, and shoot the ork closest to me

You manage to cast prescience filling your head with countless potential battle outcomes! Most of them are you missing. Your prophecy is fulfilled immediately with your next shot. You really can't do much against a running Ork.

Gunnar->NPC APC->Thale->Bahzil->Orks->Eltiazh

Both the foot Orks run away from the oncoming APC, being unable to reach cover in a half moment. They'll be much easier to hit next turn and conveniently ran parallel compared to the Orks.

Thanks to not getting shot at, the dismount side kannon is no longer pinned! It finishes its half reload and prepares to fire next turn!

The unjammed kannon is no longer pinned! It fires at an APC, landing a direct hit! Which bounces off the armor without doing anything. Anticlimatic. The jammed gun remains jammed and pinned.

The tankhammer orks play around with their tank hammers (not a euphemism)

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie Soul currently being weighed against a feather
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover 106 meters from fortress
Ork 73 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 140 meters from fortress, 70 from allies
NPC APCs 60 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 72 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed Jammed
Wall Kannon 3 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (APC side)
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[Egan_BW]

Run away! I mean, valiantly charge towards reinforcements! While trying to break visual contact with the loaded Kannon so that he would at least have to shoot randomly into the woods to hit me.

[Stirk]

Run away! I mean, valiantly charge towards reinforcements! While trying to break visual contact with the loaded Kannon so that he would at least have to shoot randomly into the woods to hit me.

You are now a full move closer to your invincible death machine. As is your brother!

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie Soul currently being weighed against a feather
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover 106 meters from fortress
Ork 73 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 140 meters from fortress, 70 from Bahzil 52 from Eltiazh
NPC APCs 60 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 72 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed Jammed
Wall Kannon 3 0 Meters from fortress (APC side)
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (APC side)
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[Maximum Spin]

Drive toward El... Elty... that one over there! With the name!

[BlackPaladin99]

pin the cannon. 

[Stirk]

Drive toward El... Elty... that one over there! With the name!

You drive towards Glacir. You like glaciers, it should be easy to remember! That's how I remember Gunnar, I like Guns! Anyway you're now right next to her. She can jump in if she wants, since the top opens up.

The allied APCs drive toward the unnamed enemy. More specifically they drive into the unnamed enemy, splintering the wooden palisade. They arn't quite the drivers that yours is so they don't manage to ram through and crush the enemies on the other side but it is a good attempt. Now within "I can't miss!" range they open fire with intent to kill. One bursts through the cover killing the unfortunate grot with a combination of fire and splinters from his own cover. The other proves nothing is impossible for the Guard by missing.

Your backup has arrived! The main force is now approaching the wall!

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie Soul currently being weighed against a feather
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover 106 meters from fortress
Ork 73 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 140 meters from fortress, 18 from Bahzil 0 from Eltiazh
NPC APCs 0 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 72 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed Jammed
Wall Kannon 3 0 Meters from fortress (APC side)
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (APC side)
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (Dismount side)

pin the cannon. 

You successfully pin the kannon on the dismount side! Now that your own Chimera is on scene the foot Orks arn't actually a threat anymore. So hopefully the kannon doesn't blow all of you up instead of just some of you.

[Maximum Spin]

You like glaciers, it should be easy to remember!

Why would I like glaciers? A glacier once tried to blow up my best [surviving] friend!

[Stirk]

You like glaciers, it should be easy to remember!

Why would I like glaciers? A glacier once tried to blow up my best [surviving] friend!

He tried blowing himself up plenty of times! I thought that is why he was your friend!