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Egan_BW

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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #435 on: July 15, 2022, 05:24:18 pm »

That's his problem.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #436 on: July 15, 2022, 05:25:11 pm »

Does 0xDEADBEEF get a turn or is it me?
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #437 on: July 15, 2022, 05:36:10 pm »

Does 0xDEADBEEF get a turn or is it me?

0xDEADBEEF can't do anything for the rest of the fight, so it is D00D2BAD's turn.

Gunnar->NPC APC->Thale->Bahzil->Orks->Eltiazh
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #438 on: July 15, 2022, 07:35:06 pm »

GAS. GAS. GAS. Drive toward the allies in the woods and save them because someone needs to man the guns and I don't have any servoskulls to do it.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #439 on: July 15, 2022, 07:52:27 pm »

GAS. GAS. GAS. Drive toward the allies in the woods and save them because someone needs to man the guns and I don't have any servoskulls to do it.

You gun for your gunners! No wait, you where actually stunned from hitting a tree last turn and I probably could have skipped you. I probably should have consulted my notes before saying it was your turn.

The APCs charge forward while continuing to pin their enemies. They're almost in killing distance. Tankhammer Ork is somehow not pinned.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie 10000 meters from the Emperor's side
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress Pinned
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover Pinned
Ork 0 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 210 meters from fortress, 220 from allies
NPC APCs 180 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 0 Meters from Fortress Dismount side
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed
Wall Kannon 3 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (APC side)
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #440 on: July 18, 2022, 12:36:54 pm »

Delay until we get back within range of the works then aim and shoot the wall top one
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #441 on: July 18, 2022, 10:21:36 pm »

Delay until we get back within range of the works then aim and shoot the wall top one

Couple of things:

The tree thing was just meant to be a colorful description since "You miss again because none of you are kitted for ranged combat except the exploded guy and you apparently can't point your flashlight in the general direction of the target" gets repetitive. You have LOS if you want to shoot.

Just kinda terrible odds since you're on a moving vehicle using an automatic weapon.

Delay can only be a half action, so you can't aim after a delayed shoot.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #442 on: July 19, 2022, 12:41:55 pm »

Is it my turn or are you still processing Thale’s?
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #443 on: July 19, 2022, 12:45:12 pm »

Is it my turn or are you still processing Thale’s?

Your turn since it was a delay I guess.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #444 on: July 19, 2022, 02:02:28 pm »

Shoot one of the little dudes on the kannons

Can I also escape from being pinned?
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #445 on: July 20, 2022, 11:22:30 am »

Shoot one of the little dudes on the kannons

Can I also escape from being pinned?

You miss. Not even close. If your gun wasn't reliable it would have jammed again.

You automatically roll every turn to avoid being pinned. You get a bonus if you're not being shot at, which means you're no longer pinned! Hopefully you won't blow up and can take advantage of that next turn!
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #446 on: July 20, 2022, 11:38:34 am »

Bahzil has a premonition. He sees a shell land one meter away. He sees himself becoming Bahzil bits. So he has the good sense to dive away from the shell that explodes behind him destroying the tree he had previously used for cover. His companion finally manages to catch up and drags him behind a new unexploded tree.

Both wall kannons perform the second half of their half reload. Both are still pinned but will be able to fire next turn.

New Ork this time is another Tankhammer, this time on the dismount side. The other Tankhammer patiently waits for the Chimera to get closer to the fort. The other Orks impatiently charge Bahzil, their only visible target.


Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie 10000 meters from the Emperor's side
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress
Ork 18 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 210 meters from fortress, 220 from allies
NPC APCs 210 meters from fortress Chevalier -8 Driver has 1 fatigue
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 18 Meters from Fortress Dismount side
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed
Wall Kannon 3 0 Meters from fortress (APC side) Suppressed
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (APC side)
Tankhamma Ork 0 meters from fortress (Dismount side)
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #447 on: July 20, 2022, 01:19:12 pm »

"...Dammit, I just remembered that I gave Richie that sweet shotgun. I played hard for that thing!"

Start aiming because I can't hit shit but I do need to cover Bahzil.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #448 on: July 20, 2022, 10:12:55 pm »

"...Dammit, I just remembered that I gave Richie that sweet shotgun. I played hard for that thing!"

Start aiming because I can't hit shit but I do need to cover Bahzil.

You get a half-action aim in but are still too rattled by the Ork's suppressing fire to make full actions. Your brother located you with the help of your whispering and is now hiding nearby.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #449 on: July 20, 2022, 10:29:18 pm »

Drive closer to my allies at the normal speed.
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